Well, pfft, if you were hoping to impress me with your vast sonnet-ish knowledge...

...You did XD <3

Yes, I'm a scorpian woman XDD *stings* and as much as I love you, sweetie, I don't trust you with my Brandon - you menz are bad enough on your own, but together? The world would break D:

Btw - I want to do an artz for you. Have you any piccies of yourself somewhere so I can stal-- um, have a reference? <3

I would write you a proper sonnet, but it would be very different to Shakespeare's, because a simple exegeses reveals that most of the poem is filled with hidden meanings, most of which no longer exist in modern English. If I were to write a poem of similar depth, it would have to use double meanings from the current English language. Also, I dislike archaic pronouns such as "thee", I'd be far more likely to use you. While I respect the use of "thee" in poems from when that language was still used, I find it pretentious when used among modern poets. Finally, I prefer Curtal Sonnets as opposed to Elizabethan sonnes, the type Shakespeare wrote. His are 3 stanzas of 4 lines of 10 syllables, followed by a 2 line stanza of 10 syllables. The Curtal sonnet uses 3 stanzas of 3 lines of 10 syllables, followed by a 2 line stanza where the first line has 10 syllables, and the second has 5. I find that you can put more emphasis into a simple stated 5 syllable ending, and that 10 syllables often seems too drawn out.

Scorpion lady, huh? That sounds like an analogy with a sting in the tail. xDD Now I want to meet Brandon. I'd show him round my favourite places. Trouble is, you'd never ever forgive me for corrupting him so.

And you are one of my favourite ZU ladies. <3

... Sorry to crowd your page with Liah comments, but... I just saw your sig.

*FALCON PUNCHES* XDDDD

And I hope you know you're still one of my favourite ZU menz forever, too <3

Brandon said thank you, btw, and thought your Shakespeare-take was brilliant, pfft, you men, always sticking together.

GOOD, I know my Shakespeare, sweetie XDDDD Learn something about the female mind - we know how to make a guy feel and x: when we realise we've been done over <333

*giggles and hides* *pokes head up* Cava? <3 Don't feel bad - I'm a scorpian woman, sweetie, mwah ;D

It's Shakespeare's "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?", suitably edited for crabs.

What am I saying? Yeah, I spent ages on it. A work of emotion and effort and love. Honest.

...that makes me feel guilty now.

You wrote that? o: Hun, that's beautiful! You really are quite the brain, hm? I'm so impressed! I... didn't think I'd actually sigh over it XD but I did! It's wonderful <3 Thank you *ruffles hairs**copies and pastes into a document to preserve FOREVER*

You are officially one of my favourite menz on ZU!

You are now part of my ZU Ladies Hall of Fame.

*revenge-cuddles*

It's a masterpiece, huh?

Leaving? I didn't know I'd arrived yet! I think I missed out on the wham-bam.

I has no skype. MSN only pour moi.