then its all mental

*NIGGA I JUST WENT FULL PSYCHOLOGIST*
i know this may sound like psychobull**** and might seem painstakingly obvious to you but right now i'm kinda jacked that i might be able to use the so far useless bull**** ive learned in college

try to think to that time at 1 AM when you start to nod off. i know it is pretty hard to remember things before sleep, but think of what that feels like. just not thinking and kind of existing. a lot of people listen to their heart. i, personally, listen to the clicks my fan makes. counting them doesnt really help, but just listen and keep the steady rhythm in your head. if you are one of those people that constantly thinks of things they need to do: get a piece of paper and put it by your bed so when you get those thoughts you can just write them down

i really hope that helps man

I'm just gonna put this here because I don't wanna fill up a thread with annoying multiquotes.

We have to drive to the river every day, it's a thirty minute drive, which makes it an hour round trip. Plus we gotta make line-ups depending on who shows up, we gotta run oars from the boathouse down to the docks, get changed into our spandex, grab our boats and then walk them down to the river, and then launch, set all the spacers/clams/footboards and **** into the right spot. The actual workout we do lasts like an hour, and during the most intense portion of our entire season, the two-a-days-spring break workouts only last like two hours tops. We just have all that travel and set-up time. But officially our practice ends at 6:45 and depending on the weather we get home sometimes around 7 or 7:15.

Then I gotta get up at 5am the next morning so I need to hit the hay by like, 9, sometimes 8 if I'm super tired.

Well I'm still not seeing it man, I always feel incredibly more prone to sleeping immediately after eating.

Fans don't necessarily cool the place down. Unless I buy a fleet of them that go on 24/7 or something. Usually, if it's cold enough outside, I just open up the window. That doesn't really do ****, though. I still end up getting so damn hot that I throw the covers on the floor, and I'm almost always naked while sleeping.

I don't have any issues with noise interruption, comfort, or temperature. Everything is totally fine, man. My mattress is great, I can't really hear anything going on outside my door, the room is cold as it can get, I'm naked, and in the optimal position. Then I just sit there and nothing happens at all until usually past 1am before I nod off.

WE HAVE FINALLY FIXED THE PROBLEM.

Yep, at'd be her. Heh, I'm watching a college football game right now. xD

Haha, yeah the caps help.

That sounds like a pretty good gig, haha. Is that the young lady you posted a picture of? Glad things are going excellent for you! Get back on skype some time, you pig. We can talk about how insignificant I am because I don't follow the same sports as you do .

i wasn't blaming you, hunk. <3

harsh, broski.

IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME (caps lock help with sarcasm?)

we're living in an apartment together. SEX WHENEVER WE WANT* **** YEAH

*excluding times i'm working, she's working, i have class, she has class, or when she's on her period

Dude man, again, we don't talk enough and your biting sarcasm is very well masked by lack of voice-talk, y'know?

Uh, I've been touchy-feely with a few women, so I'm not quite entirely sure which one you're talking about. Regardless, I'm not with anyone right now, haha. I have a pen-pal who lives cross-state from me and I'd like to make things better with her, but the distance has kinda made things slow, plus it can be a ***** to get a hold of her. Ah well.

If anything, I'm not some confused little tween who's all "girl is real purty what do I do?" in the advice thread anymore, haha.

What's up with you man? How's things with that gal you were hittin' up this summer?

it was a joke. we need to work on you understanding when i'm joking and not, lol.

*high5* iirc, you were touchyfeely with a lady not so long ago. what came of that?

really? care to explain? Everything else has been pointing to the opposite of that.

And uh, the social life has never been better man! I actually enjoy every day, almost.

it seems like you've been more of a dick lately, bro.

how's the social life hombre?

I have a good memory and go to a variety of sites. That one (and the ever popular "someone's wrong on the Internet" image) is from a webcomic called xkcd. If you end up going an an archive binge, be sure to read the mouseover text.

I love you for this:

Do you have like a funnies folder or something? Where do you get these things on command so much?

If you drop the price to $100-$200 you'll get more offers.

And then you can say like "And I'll throw in these Guitar Hero Controllers for another 50 bucks" because that sounds reasonable.

That's not your decision to make.

Dude variety and this ambiguous intangible "spice" of life dont really apply to usernames on ZU.

Dear Andy Waltson,

I for one feel that variety is the spice of life and no one should feel like they have to stick with one thing simply because other people make them feel obligated to. That is all.

Sincerely,
Daniel Shaffer

Dear Daniel Shaffer,

Continuous inconsistent name changes are very much annoying and really make you look rather silly and pointless. That is all.

Sincerely,
Andy Walston

one time me and my friends rearranged a JCPenney's i wish you were there

You don't live in portland, OR, or Sacramento, CA. otherwise we'd have met up some time and done all kidsa dumb silly shenanigans.

it's cool cuz i love you <3

i was sadfacing at wake losing, iirc

Well, I don't really spend too much time on the internet to know when people are trolling or not.

I seem to recall one of those "" faces but what the **** do I know right.