Mine.
I was even awesome as a newb.

Meh, I'll leave it up to you wether or not to cite my awesome.

There were some really good lines in there. My fav though has always been the racist Obama.
I've never seen anyone on national TV stright up contradict themseles within 20 seconds.

So I was looking, and accidentaly stubled upon some porn on the internet.
For serious though;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3J_QLtYqlk

Oh, that...ya

Dude I love your signature! It's SOOO funny. Also thanks for talking to me in the Zelda Movie thread, I'm going to bed now. So I'll respond tomorrow.

....I do?

Hahaham I want to see a montage of Becks stupidest moments.

No, I think his brain just has small laps. I honestly don't think any thought goes into what he says, no one can be that stupid...

I <3 Huckabee.

Ya, Beck is quite something. O'Riely's a douche, but he's at least a convincing douche. He knows how to make himself seemight. Glenn Beck can't even do that. He might as well just tell everyone he has no idea what he's talking about.