That last stanza was fail.

Hey there- question (this is for the podcast)
who is officially on the ZUHC with you, not counting any temporary illustrators?

That's specifically for you because you're not meant to be able to see it ;P

Because Jason says that all the people stop working as soon as they become staff. =P
And one thing that's kind of bugging me right now is that I bothered to write all this stuff up and Jason barely ever gets around to putting it in. He did the character page like a week ago, he did a little bit of the items page but hasn't implemented the whole enemy page I wrote. :|

Here ye, here ye
Your rhymes are a pity
You must pay the fee
But there's a kitty.

Fear the kitty
She'll eat you
Just listen to this ditty
It's like a shoe:
It smells ****ty
Like you stepped in Poo.

Alas, it took you long
But you replied
You look like King Kong
And your rhyme is denied.
You just got pied.

Well, I must go now
Getting pretty late
I need to mow
And you, no date.

What do you mean you can't keep up?

Your rhyme is sublime
But meager; is short
Now, face my retort

Time to toss a dime
Deciding the bottom line
You're are such a chort
For attempting this rhyme.

More than 5000 posts in two years? Tsk tsk, you postwhore.

Don't mean to bug but I was just wondering- how do you get the ZeldaWiki banner? I have a ZW account, and I've made a few edits, but my account name there and here are different. Do I need to link the two accounts or something?

Wait, so what pages are you working on? Just curious.