I've watched the Morning Dew video so many times that I almost have the song memorized. Here's what I've got:
That dope fiend wanted to strip naked and think
Now she's rollin' like a pimp, yeah
Gonna send flowers to all my foes,
Drive a Mexican cab to the sto[re]
Stink and sweat all the juice we've got in there
I'm damp for the easy muffin.
What it is, I'm a night trauma life guard
Chicken never hurt me, I'm a good flavor top dog
See me on my flo[or] in a bronze tuxedo
Meet me at the club, I'm Han, you're Greedo
Keep wanting your morning dew
You're my pizza man, my pizza man
I like spastic golden toys
Keep wanting your morning dew
This huge pizza's made with cheese and broccoli
You got a trophy when you won that thing
Aunt Sherona hates a puppet
Don't freak if your Xbox ain't a pay phone
Don't ever give a sick child thick toast
Tonight after wine I'ma knock you in the head, and then
GRANDE TACO!
Knock that out.
If I had a furry pet monkey right here then I'd take him out to Shady Pine and get a cold beer.
Keep wanting your morning dew
You're my pizza man, my pizza man
I like spastic golden toys
Keep wanting your morning dew
This huge pizza's made with cheese and broccoli
One time I drew a pink ice castle with a green hotdog and three light snacks
I'ma teach y'all how to scrape out the sink drain (how to scrape out the sink drain)
A midget said "speak with an accent", so I did just so I could steal his Porsche while he was tied to a stake... in the rain
Stop the drama, before I get the sniffles
Makin' party on my floor, got a stiffle, boom
Hand me my shovel and give me one wish, yeah
Who wants to see me give a rock to a fish?
Oopsie daisy, someone's in my back seat,
Eatin' orange slices, think they took my coffee
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It's time to party, balls, 'cuz I'm a rainmaker!
Hey yo, girl, you should try some of them chicken fingers instead of that pizza!
Mirror, mirror on my floor, am I the prettiest at the stoor?
Kick it
Keep wanting your morning dew
You're my pizza man, my pizza man
I like spastic golden toys
Keep wanting your morning dew
The world's fastest girl might be wrong
We popped the cork, now it's time to go away
Keep wanting your morning dew
You're my pizza man, my pizza man
I like spastic golden toys
Keep wanting your morning dew
Got that crown, I'll knock you out, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I got ten pounds of peanut brittle
And a little poodle got its coat on
Mirror, mirror on my floor, am I the prettiest at the store?
Yo, is this Idaho? Because I do not limbo in Idaho.