Actually, it wasn't that; but that it doesn't rhyme at all.

You say that out of anger because you know it is true.

That last stanza was fail.

You think you have won, the game of the rhymes.
With a gun in hand, and fire in eyes.
My rhyming may of gone dim, but I'm not quite out.
This is only strike two, don't bother to pout.

My rhyming is over, my rhyming is done.
...But I'm still the better ninja.

Here ye, here ye
Your rhymes are a pity
You must pay the fee
But there's a kitty.

Fear the kitty
She'll eat you
Just listen to this ditty
It's like a shoe:
It smells ****ty
Like you stepped in Poo.

Alas, it took you long
But you replied
You look like King Kong
And your rhyme is denied.
You just got pied.

Well, I must go now
Getting pretty late
I need to mow
And you, no date.

But on the contrary,
You might be the Ash to my Gary,
However you rhymes aren't very scary.

I'm actually quite merry,
Perhaps even airy,
Because I just drank a glass of sherry.

Away now, little fairy.
Good God you are hairy.
Go back to your prairie,
...and date your husban, Tarry.

Your rhyme is sublime
But meager; is short
Now, face my retort

Time to toss a dime
Deciding the bottom line
You're are such a chort
For attempting this rhyme.

Your rhyme is on the dime
But it's full of green grime
I don't like slime
I'm running out of time
This entire message is a crime.

Quite. I've never been, and I'm not a teacher of the conflicts between the sites either. I bet the Cap'n surely had some stuff to say....

.net? If so, I got to say I am impressed.