While you are technically right, it is still spam on the grounds that it doesn't contribute to a conversation when you get in an argument that ends up having nothing to do with the thread, and disallows other members to be involved.

lol. alright. just gotta get them off the card. then ill load them to my profile.

damnit you're not online. I GOT MY SWORD! IT CAME VIA UPS TODAY! no sheild yet. BUT I GOT THE SWORD!!! which is F***ING AWESOME!!!!!! AND im never taking this shoulder thing off. now! i must go take picaturz sorry to hear you're not feeling well though. this sword is AWESOME!!!

well the order should be here any minute now. im about to do back flips. i keep looking out the window. lol and my favorite physicist is on stephen colbert. this day cannot get any better. like the story thing?

lol. i timed out writting that...

okey dokey. *sets the scene* its been almost 1000 years since you were locked away (and still, to no ones incesant questioning, there have been no advances in technology, so its basically like you are coming out of the same door you went into.) the story of link sealing you away is almost as forgotten as the very seal that binds you. but such a powerful seal wrought by the very sages themselves cannot be undone by the flow of time. only eroded. now it is within your grasp to escape from the hellish prison of darkness and solitude that has you enveloped. encased. enclosed. sealed. but you cannot do it yourself. drawing on the power of darkness that rests within your heart you reach out to Uhmb. an underling to the high priest of the temple of time. whispering sweet nothings and promises of power into the back of his thoughts and dreams, his head soon becomes full of pro ganon propaganda the likes of which is enough to recruit him to your side. taking the daughters of the fire sage and the shadow sage, he makes his way to the Tower of Wair. Using the power of the sages daughters, inside of them lays hidden and at rest the power of a sage, he weakens the seal enough for you to burst through and be reborn again! into the realm of Hyrule! Ganon! MERCILESS KING OF EVIL!

you gotta wait for the whole "me locking you up" thing to become legend. then you can break out some kinda crazy way. *suggestions (possibly for future zelda games to use....) stow away in the body of an unborn child, manipulate a political figure through dreams until you can infiltrate his body and it begins to shape itself as your own, have an evil priest bring you back in some Ganondorfic ritual, OR just start causing trouble in the game until its time for you to make your visual appearance. lol. those are actually some pretty decent ideas dont you think?

enjoy basking in my glory while it lasts. *sacred realm seal-you-in type thing. sages all help out.* lulz role playing...hahaha

you're...GANON!!!! HAVE AT YOU THEN, VILE DEMON!!! THE KING OF EVIL SHALL BOW BEFORE THE HERO OF TIME!!! PREPARE FOR AN ETERNITY TRAPPED WITHIN THE SACRED REALM!

well that settles it. i AM Link i am teh winror!!!!11