that's actually somewhat beneficial to me, seeing as i don't really want testicles

Don't worry, you will once I punch you in the groin. Seriously, the crotch beating that's about to happen is going to be so furious it will cause the atoms in your testicles to undergo thermonuclear fusion.

i do not know who you are

What the hell is it with you guys and name fads?

Throw the whole cripple thing in there, and you have a riot.

Neo-Nazism makes for great humor.

The world would be a much funnier place.

I wonder if all Germans who were alive during WWII are like that.

Gotta love the part where he keeps losing control of his own arm.

It is a damn good movie, one of the best I've ever seen.

Dude I love Dr. Strangelove.

The world's tissue supply is gonna drop in a huge way.

It'll be pretty funny on October 1st though.

Same. They're akin to barbarians, really.

No fapping for a whole month? Who are these masochists? I've already fapped today so I'm obviously not part of this disgusting ritual.

Well you sir, are a trooper.

Also, were you aware it was No Fap September?

My standards are very low. If they don't make me vomit then I'd go for it.

You would fap to that?

I wasn't funny for me. She insulted my looks and made it impossible to fap to her image.