You know that whole pretend family thing consisting of me, Cortana, Nesi, Dread, Apollo, Solink, Sturs, Foxheart, and Rew? Okay, maybe not, but it was created a while back. Basically, in it, I'm Cortana's and Solink's father (and the grandfather of Sturs, Nesi, and Foxheart in the process), and Cortana wants you to be the mother by a one-night stand.
At least, that was what she said this one time we were talking. Not entirely sure if she was joking.