Drink this. It's really good.

I love you.

Come here.

I like lasagne.

I'm just browsing the Internet while listening to music. Thought I could eat something soon.

That message is exactly the same as the first message you posted on my message wall.

How are you?

No, you did not. Stop believing you did.

Oh sorry I didn't respond, man! I've been a bit busy!

NO! Not ET, as in Et phone home!
What is Schrodinger's Cat!

And...and how did you survive! GAH! GET AWAY FROM MEEE!
*Shoots with handgun, runs out of ammo*
*Throws gun at you*
AHHH! No! Please don't! NOOOO!

I've been Zarah like

ETERNAL PARADOX!!!

*Roundhouse kicks Eternal Paradox into an empty parking lot*

*CS crouches down ET's paralized body, puts a C4 bomb in a pocket on your shirt.*
*BLAM BLAM BLAM, shoots ET*
"Hurts doesn't it?"

*gets back*

But I guess you always were an eternal paradox. Here's a new paradox, you're alive but you're dead. Know what that means? Get it?"

"Don't worry though, you'll have a blast figuring it out!"

*Puts sun glasses on, presses button on it*

*BLAAAAM!!*

*Action sequence Snips walking away slow-mo with explosion behind him*

dude, you're a year older now :3

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