Tends to vary with how much they got raped at early youth. See;
Mormons
etc

New name, eh.

Psychotic Pimp. ;>

Still. You guys have cheese on EVERYTHING.

Your cheese is produced with chemicals mainly, and you even get cheese in a can. We don't have that here, the only kind of cheese we can really get is processed and fresh, mainly fresh.

Well our jerky is imported I think, it's MADE to last long, so yeah Anything in America is taken and usually syntheticized, like cheese.

I like how we're having a massive conversation about jerky.

I think I'd prefer that to the kind I think they have here, but I don't really eat meat as a snack per se, only as part of a main meal. Then again I am slowly nibbling at a sausage from earlier here having not had tea, so yeah.

From what I'm told beef jerky is primarily fat like starch and crap as well, just obviously a different fat.

Well, you can't keep chewing when your jaw hurts.

I know it's beef, but the taste on our bacon isn't generally from the meat, but from the way it's cooked Crispy bacon can still be pretty chewy, it's just distinctly solider than half-cooked bacon.

Of course it's bad, but surely there's a non-sugary sucking sweet on the market. Then again it is America I'm talking about.

I imagine it tasting like crispy bacon, which is why I'd like to try some, but I can't imagine myself enjoying it.

You sure you wouldn't be better off with maybe a sucking sweet?

We don't really have a variety of jerky here, which is just as well since it sounds horrible to me. I've got some kind of sour gummy sweets here but I don't like chewing on them either, they just go straight down.

Get some chewing gum, woman.