Because she lives in the same state as I and I could obviously go over to wherever she resides and seduce her and then she'll be taking me wherever I want. Most notably your wedding.
LIAH, LIAH! *pantpant*...*cough*...*pant* I, uh...I would totally go to that uhm, uh, wedding in Florida if I could and if I were able. Unfortunately *pant* I'm a 16 year old in Michigan with no license and old-fashioned parents.