I think we should kill all weeaboo trash.

I told the story to my younger brother now he keeps some firecrackers in his pocket. It's hilarious.

That's pretty awesome, though. I've never had any firecracker stories like that.

The sexy firecracker story is only sexy because it ends in me getting laid. To make a long story short, I was randomly playing with some firecrackers and a Zippo, I toss a firecracker hits my neighbor's skirt (I forget why she was at our house :-/) the skirt lights up, we put it out. Well now she's standing in a half burnt skirt which was pretty short to begin with. I'm kind of standing there going "" and suddenly we have sex. The suddenness of it all and the fact that she was 4 years older is probabbly why I didn't enjoy my first time as much. But that's it in a nutshell minus a few facts and jumping 3 hours in the story.

Well I don't think I handle posting with those people. I've lost enough IQ points for the night. Now off to a bar.

Sounds like a plan.

Yeah, or we could just spit out random quotes from whatever movie is really trendy at the time.

I say we start just quoting lyrics to bad songs in those random threads which we've already trolled up a bit.

Looks I'll be heading off to the convenience store for more than condoms today. :/ Now I've got to pick up some headache meds. Damn you Alesana.

I say just you take some pain killers to soothe the headache and try to forget it. I don't know how anyone can even try to defend those bands.