what do you mean fffuuu? Do you even remember me?

Oh, so you did guess right.

Well, thanks. I really hope it will last and turn into something more.

long time no see kikz, where were ya?

What does "rly rly serious" mean? Yes, we are very seriously together... obviously you can only be so close online, but meh. I guess I can't complain about never finding love, but if this doesn't work out for some reason, then I can certainly complain about never finding love again.

I am definitely being serious, I can assure you. I couldn't perpetuate some sort of joke like this for more than a week or two, and this has been going officially for close to two months now. Yes, I know it seems unlikely and outlandish, and even scarier is that I didn't even initiate it myself, but I'm sure not complaining.

Let you in how?

I think that might be thinking a bit too far ahead. We do get along quite well, though!

That doesn't qualify as a guess.

But nope! We're rather in luff.

No, there is no mistake. She's even on my friends list. Can you guess which one it is?

Oh. I have one of those already, sorry.

Who the heck are you?