I live near the woods, but I'm in the middle of nowhere.

But it sounds wonderful!

So, what's your county like?

That is pretty accurate XD

Or, you could say that we are entirely composed of people who couldn't get along with the rest of the world so we all came here to bicker amongst ourselves. Well, bar the Native Americans whom we all claim to be related to after we did our best to kill them all.

Pardon my...um...directness.

You, my dear friend, have summed up America in a nutshell.

It is, but it's like "Oh, we are having a little bit of rai-oh no it's a tornado!"

I'm right on the median between north and south. We get crazy weather. "If you don't like the weather outside, wait ten minutes." Is a common saying here.

It's quite true.

If we get snow here, the "world is ending".

You guys get snow all the time, don't you?

I'll try.

Is is snowing where you are?

YOU'RRRRRRRRRRRE RRRRRRRRRRRIGHT!

How am I supposed to get out of the school? We have alarms everywhere!

It'll probably melt before I get the opportunity to do so.

You noticed my Profile Picture, right?

I'm in school while it snows outside, taunting me. Stupid snow. The one time we get it it does nothing.

So, how are things going for you?

Why do you insist on knowing about where my colleague came from?

The latest thing I remember is two people getting trapped and pulling out a Gatling gun in a shopping cart and mowing down zombies.

You know, I think I'll pass on the spoiler. I need to catch up. A lot.

If you want to. It depends on you.