SUCH POWER.

(not you, liah)

I THINK I LOVE YOU, MISTER.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY
THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW
YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.
1. say your name ten times.
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3. say your crushes three times
4. paste this to four other groups.
If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.
But if you read this and do not paste this, then you
will have very bad luck.
SEND THIS TO 5 ppl IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN
YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS
ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

We have a grapefruit tree? I may have aspergers.

*noooooooom* <333

Because destiny, John, is a fickle bitch.

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HARLOW BRUNDUN

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Hey, baby, if I link stuff here, can you add to my sig? <33

And so we ****ed. AWESOME.

Aw I love you too <33

So wanna **** now?

HEY JUST BECAUSE WE LIVE TOGETHER DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN IGNORE MY VM'S MAN WTH

hey you're in the other room on the other computer let's cyber

lololol

But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

Cooooooooool.

I'd like to **** you right now, good sir. Meet me in my bed, please.

Happy B-Day dude I don't know...

-JEB

hai big brother.

I do believe you're married now, sir. Kindly change that custom rank.

You cheater. D: