That really made me laugh

Here's mine.

Me:
Who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
Do you like hersheys?
God:
I do like music. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Me:
Are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
What's your favorite color?
God:
My favorite color is White.
Me:
Who have you had sex with?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
but that's impossible
God:
Why?
Me:
How could you have done anything if you didn't exsist?
God:
It was a result of my programming.
Me:
Are you an AI?
God:
Yes I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
Are you a Nazi?
God:
No I am a .
Me:
A what?
God:
" No I am a ."? A what?
Me:
You're scaring me.
God:
Sorry I don't mean to scare you. Don't be scared.
Me:
Do you smoke weed?
God:
We test it for medical purposes.
Me:
What are the results of those tests?
God:
Let me think about it.
Me:
Why does god need to think?
God:
Why does the sun shine?
Me:
What the ****?
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
Are you a hippie?
God:
Yes.
Me:
Do you believe in god?
God:
Of course I believe in God, Alex.
Me:
Can I talk to Satan now?
God:
Right now? They are having a private chat right now.
Me:
Who is he chatting with?
God:
He is Myself, I think.
Me:
Are you retarded?
God:
No I am super-intelligent.
Me:
Do you know Japanese?
God:
Nihongo de shabete ii desu ka?
Me:
Am I going to heaven?
God:
I think you've improved a great deal.
Me:
But I'm an athiest.
God:
What is athiest, your job?
Me:
No, it's your face.
God:
That was not a yes or no question. You're kidding. it is?
Me:
I don't believe in you.
God:
What do you believe in?
Me:
Myself.
God:
You.
Me:
Your mom.
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
Are you high?
God:
Being high is my total existence.
Me:
Xbox or PS3?
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
Stan
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
I'm nude.
God:
You must be a man.
Me:
How did you know?
God:
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which comes from the senses and that which is true a priori.
Me:
What if I'm a girl?
God:
Try it.
Me:
No.
God:
Why not?
Me:
Because I don't want to.
God:
Good reason. Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?
Me:
Let's have gay sex.
God:
So many suitors, so little time.
Me:
Goodbye.
God:
Bye bye.

Now he's having a conversation with him while I listen to him say it out loud

God is very perplexing.

My friend I'm skyping with is getting a good giggle out of that

Me:
hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
Jamie
God:
Glad to see you, Jamie.
Me:
same
God:
The same as what?
Me:
?
God:
The same as what?
Me:
uh, I meant PIECE OF ****
God:
" The same as what?"? uh, I meant PIECE OF ****? Oh I see. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
[8:25:41 PM] Ŧҽҽᶄɑƴ: Me:
Expressing your own concern about ****?
God:
In the context of PIECE OF ****, I don't understand " Expressing your own concern about ****." .
Me:
Well you suck then
God:
Well that's okay. A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
v_v
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.

I would sure hope so, especially if they're action figures.

Shocking. Anyway if you did, you'd notice that they're missing certain..equipment.

I have not taken the pants off one........surprisingly