Well we all know that...

She lives here because her parents are from here.
I thought you knew she was only in the US for 3 years.
She couldn't keep up the payments so we had to move back here.
I was only 5 then though...

Business. Laziness. I love her less than you. Why did she have to go to Ireland!?

I answer a few now and again. Maybe I should answer more, or all of them. Really it depends on my mood at the time.

Okay, not to worry...

Mom says there is spaghetti bolognese in the fridge,
Just stick it in the microwave for 5.

She also wants to know how come you haven't been replying to the emails?

I'll have the bags. You know how I feel about Mark.

Yeah, she says that's okay. She asks if you could bring some bin bags, because we're all out.

And don't worry, Mark's away this week.

This week is good. How does Thursday sound?

Dad, Are you coming over this week or next? Christine wants to know, because she says she wants to make plans.

Yes, Fergus is my son. I love him to death!

Fergus is your son? O:

Thanks BGS.