I just now downloaded Firefox. Why? For one reason, and one reason only: Evil Browser.

I'm gonna need a source for that BS.

Not always. Ninjas could be independant agents if they so desired.

Be happy!

That's another thing. Ninjas had to be hired. It was a chore to them. Pirates do it for fun.

They do their job.

Pirates... pirate things.

Ninjas don't have honor. That's for the samurai. Ninjas were just a bunch of bastards. They really were.

Pirates died from scurvy and other horrible things. Ninjas died with honor.

And hey, I'm a supporter of the little people.

(Naruto is an immitator, not a Ninja.)

Ninjas were a bunch of lowly pajama wearing peasants. Pirates came from all classes and wore real clothes. Also, let's not forget a certain orange jumpsuit wearing ninja...

The Ninjas and Pirates we've been talking about have never BEEN in reality in the first place.

Ninjas can kill the undead/"immortal" (nothing's immortal vs a Ninja). Don't you know anything? xP

If we're leaving reality, then pirates have curses that make them immortal. Ninjas can still die.