so would that make florida the aids ridden penis

and texas the fake boobs

yes i live in paraguay it's beautiful and rains butter and snows chocolate

whats an illinois it sound like a disease

It's goin good, got inerviews lined up everyday this week. everytime I check my phone, there's usually a new message from another company wanting to interview me. I just eed something now damn it

HEY

MAYBE IF YOU SLTHERED ME IN BUTTER PEOPLE WOULD PAY TO SEE IT???

Physics is science.

Science vs Magic/religion

Science never wins yo!
lol

Do not challenge magic with physics, you will always lose.

Not possible, it's made from anti melt steel.

duh

My homo is a solid...

<3

Yes, we need to talk more, I love you too much to let you go.

/yes homo

Ily bb

You could always go to NY.

I don't know. It really sucks.

We rarely get a skiff of snow, but we can get 2+ inches of ice.

When it gets cold enough to snow, it comes down as ice instead. We get ice storms, and snow is better to drive on than ice.

Lucky! I want snow so bad!

I'm tired. I want to run outside but the ground is all wet and squishy. Ew.

It is.

How are you?

Nah. They suck all the moisture from your mouth, though.

Oh, come on! I know you have a hankering for chocolate covered crickets!

It depends on the person. It's okay, I don't crave it, but it does balance sweet and salty very well.