The Crazily Random FS Story Game (Interactive!)

Yo, yo, yo! This is a weird idea that came to me. What happens is that I'll start a story about Four Swords. I'll stop after about 3 paragraphs, and then the next person has to continue it! You can make whatever you want happen as long as it's appropriate! Whoohoo! And also to make the mods happy, I am REQUIRING at least 3 paragraphs (5-6 sentences at least per paragraph). You will stop it with a period and not just stop like after a word. Here we go guys, and please: let's show the mods that we can do this without spamming and have some real good fun! And it can go on as long as the mods allow it. It doesn't have to end. Oh and mods, if you DO have to lock it, do me a favor and finish it up with something funny or whatever. Thanks!

Legend-
GL=Green Link
RL=Red Link
BL=Blue Link
PL=Purple Link

One day, Link was walking around in Hyrule. Then Zelda came up and said "Link something happened to the seal on this sacred sword!". So then they went to this temple and she showed Link the Four Sword, a sacred blade which was used to seal away the ancient mage Vaati. The hero who used it was said to have split into four bodies which all cooperated to defeat him. Link looked on in astonishment.
Suddenly, the sword shifted and a black light leaked out and rose to the ceiling. From nowhere a hand came and grabbed Zelda. "Link! Help!" screamed. Holding her was Vaati. "Come to my palace if you want to see her again...mwahahahahahahaha *cough, cough, cough* aw sh** someone get me my inhaler! *cough, cough*" He then took off with Zelda. Link then knew what to do. He then drew the Four Sword and split into four bodies. "Come! We must save Zelda!" GL said. "Hey wait..." said RL. "Why are you the leader?" "Because, you idiot, I'm the real Link. You're just my copy." GL said. "But what if we are the originals and YOU'RE a copy?" PL said. "Will you all shut up and come on?!" BL yelled. They all left.
Once outside, GL was run over by a rabid Goron with Parkinson's Disease who was chasing a redneck Octorock which was yelling "WHAT THE F*** IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" He got up and said "God I hate it when this crap happens." "Oh look, it's Mario!" Said RL, excited. "It's-a me, Mario!" said Mario. "Hey, dumbsh**. This is The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords. You're looking for Super Mario World 64 and you're not even on the right console. It's on the N64." GL said. "Oh why am I-a so-a dumb-a?" said Mario. He then left.


I'm eager to see how far we can take this without it getting outta hand and having to get a mod get out the old lock and key. Please guys, this is a test of maturity. If we prove to the mods that we can handle this, then they may trust us more. So don't let me down. Also, you can post more than once, but DON'T DOUBLE POST! If it was an accident (eg: it doubled your post. I've had that happen) then just say so. And also avoid deleting your part of the story, as it will destroy the rest and may make some people look like they double-posted. Bye guys!

Welcome to the wonderful world of word games. Even if they are 3 paragraphs long, there are still going to be those idiots who post 1 line. So, i'll nip this one in the bud before it starts...

*locked*