Yesterday I had a 22nd birthday party

You feel old? I'm 23! So stop your complaining, and sit down because Golden Girls is going to be on in 2 minutes.

-BGS

PS: Happy Be-lated birthday. If you ever want to really feel like you're old, I dare you to do all the outdoor activities you did as a kid on a sunny day (just ignore the passer-byers when they point and stare when you hung upside-down on the monkey bars).

Psh! The other day I was at my best friend's 30th birthday party--and I'm less than a year and a half away from it myself. I don't want to hear it.

Haha Rew! i know how that is all too well!!!

Get back to me once you start getting grey hairs! :<

I'm not getting grey hairs. They're just falling out.

AHHH my hip broke