It's really a crime that it didn't exist yet. Vega is, without a doubt, one of the most hilarious members in ZU's history. I just saw his post in the "I think you all ought to know I'm feeling very depressed right now/My girlfriend called me a dick" thread and it made me laugh so hard and so long I felt all dizzy afterwards. Nearly laughed my lungs out, there. So here's to Vega and his immense awesomeness.