This here is a discussion that will entail all funny quotes/jokes/oneliners that pertain to GuruGuru. Try to only post a few at a time so that the discussion can grow smoothly and with time...like a cake. I like cake.
As such, I'll start us off:
GuruGuru > Chuck Norris
GuruGuru = mc^2
GuruGuru doesn't cry, he plays the Song of Storms.
Once GuruGuru did cry, and all the Kennedy's were cursed.