Our kind have been mocked for far too long! Brethren, soon we will rise from the shadows and crush the world beneath the iron toe of Team Chiroptera!




Here, we will discuss the furtherance of our devious plans to overthrow the world with our zubat army.

Very well. I suggest overthrowing the bronies first.

Ah, brilliant suggestion Brother Vainqueur!

Brethren, please welcome our latest member, Brother Vainqueur!




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* Crickets chirping *

*claps*

Brothers, please give a hearty welcome to our newest chiropteran, LinkHyrule!

Just like the proverbial amoeba ever-reproducing in a pool of stagnant water, so too will Team Chiroptera multiply until it consumes all of ZU. Chiropteran power!

Alright, let us start the destruction! What first, master?

I have a master plan for taking out the bronies. It all revolves around Twilight Sparkle. I shall destroy all in her way of sight, forming her as a leader and iron voice amongst the bronies. Then, one quick stab in the back is all one needs.

My master plan is perfect.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Patience Brother Vainqueur, patience! Our numbers are still few, and the brony fandom numbers in the millions-- it is too soon to act. We must gather new initiates by spreading the message of Team Chiroptera to the masses. View this thread for details~


Also brothers, never forget the three P's of the Team Chiroptera motto:

"Power, Profit, and Peaches"

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Ah, Commander Bats, I have already shot some chaos through their ranks. Ponies Twilight Sparkle and Samuel Joseph Pie have been controlled. Stroll over to their pitiful thread to see the message I have delivered.

If you wish to join my own base of operations, please, it is the Villainous Deities Thread. We shall split the profits, 75/25! You getting the 75, naturally.

Then we should travel to more sites! Youtube! Facebook! Our only limit is the entire world!

EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE...BATS SHALL CONDEMN SOCIETY TO A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH! Already my bat mutations are on the move, in form of viruses! Oh yes, it shall be carnage!

Here is the link to my operating base, Brother Bats: Zelda Universe Forums - The Villainous Deities Group

Announcing our newest member ... Mistress Youmu.