Inspired by the little Link graphic in the corner of Rew's sig. Join if you heart me. :-)

OFFICER POSITIONS! (updated July 31, 2008)
Abyssion - Fellow Gamecock
Aeffles - Waffle Master
Beh77 - Muffin Man
brokenjoker - Queen of Hearts
chibimoon - Countress Extraordinaire
Citizen Snips - Conscientious Objector to Perviness
CourageWielder - Farorean South Carolinian
Darius Nexus - Lookout Guard
Evaline - Dinnish Ambassador
Flawed Legacy - Counting Champion
GDwarf - The Anti-n00b
Godot - General of Rew's Pacifist Army
God of Twilight - Kitty Emeritus :-(
Hooch - Our Award Winner for Best CR
Iroas - Resident Realist
Jadis - She of the Original Title
Jason - (Web)Master of the Universe
King KK - First to Heart Rew
Knightmare_63 - Resident Swooner
Koneko - Vampire Kit-tay
Lady Fay - Lovable Captain Queen
Lillia - PEPSI HUGGLE BUDDY!
Link Lord - SmashBoards Delegate
Loffy - Loffee Toffee
Luna - Mah Wolfie Guard
MedievalZomb - CW Alliance
MetaGod - Sheikah Correspondent
Mini-Link - Captain Orange
Mr. Lexxi Aileron - Other Half of Kassilex
Mrs. Kassi Aileron - One Half of Kassilex
Nucco - Double Hearts
NuclearStar - Greatest Sig Award
Okami Wolfen - Return of the Guard Wolfen
Princessoflove - Loves Farore More than Nayru
Pyro Kitten - Neighbor to the North
Radkin_Blade - First Newbie Buddy
Saber - Spellchecker
SacredSturgeon - Man of SCIENCE!
Sailboat - Boat That Sails But Does Not Fail
Sapphira - Jewish Ambassador of His Noodly Lordship
Scatman v2 - Sage of Rew v2
ShadowLink92 - Faithful Farorean
Shikaino - Kimura's Consort
sugarpoultry - SweetChicken, SplendaSwallow, NutraTurkey, etc.
The Poison - Metal Thrashing Mad!
Toodle Pip Tott - Third-Person Dancer
Twilight Wolf - USA Link Contributor
Void Phantom - Sir Void the Phantom
Zarah Warah - Rewgasm Facilitator
Zien - Formerly a Ninja
zoraluigi - Fishy Man in Green, a.k.a. Mario's Interdimensional Brother

If you're not too keen on your current title, let me know of one you do want!