C'mon guys, this place is so...*trips over dead corpse*...dead. Let's celebrate, cuz' Humulos is comin' home is a matter of months!

Hey!! You just trip over me!! I am not death! *gets up*

Well sorry for my huge absence. I just sleeping. Any way what can we do to get this place up and running again?

When's he coming back? Like January 2010?

when is the big question.

March 15th, 2010! It's happening, guys!

C'mon! Start up the party!

Humulos is back!

Who's Humulos?

You're in his army. He's a big theorist and mormon who just got back from his 2-year proselyting mission. And ignore my little brother. He's just trying to imitate me.

I'm not imitating you, I just beat you to telling everyone(In the Humulation Army).