Things to know:

Halo 3 LIVE Get-Together coming soon.



*Nominated for Best Social Group in the 2009 Summer Awards!*



Greetings, my name is Tyzon, your artificial intelligence assistance program, often referred to as AIAP (ape), no jokes please, for this facility. It is my main function, and quite possibly my pleasure, to guide your through these UNSC archives, in which eons of information and historical studies may be accessed for both academic and pleasurable ventures.



First off, allow me to welcome you to the Arcturus facility, home of Fire Team Kilo. As per UNSC regulations and security protocols, certain aspects of military doctrine and covert operations will require higher clearance to access. Persistent queries into said information will undoubtedly lead to arrest and interrogation, of which I do derive slight enjoyment -- there's nothing like seeing you organics slosh about in spasms of erectile grief.



Please access me at any of the given terminals should you have any questions or concerns, though I am sure you, being the squishy, intelligent meatbag that you are, should be able to manage.