Welcome to the church of Calrissianism. We welcome all who are sexy and worship our lord and savior, Lando Calrissian. Other prophets include Jeff Goldblum, Admiral Ackbar, Saint Billy Mays (May he rest in peace) and Liam Neeson.

Calrissianists appreciate the higher things in life and do not look down on fun stuff like alcohol and masturbation. To be in this religion you have to be cool, know how to take a joke, you can't be butthurt and you can't be stupid.