My favorite one is: "Skull Kid thinks the glass might fit in his pocket." I didn't totally understand what was going on until I saw that one, and then I suddenly realized that this is pretty hilarious. Good job, Artmgjr!
Please try not to revive threads that are over two months old. GD threads can go inactive quick or see lack of comments, so it never hurts to bump one of these back every now and then, but please avoid it. Try leaving a VM on the thread author's profile for this sort of thing next time. He may just decide to bump it himself and maybe post something new!