Ocarina of Time based comic

I was at a loss to where to post this so its here. If your a mod and think it should be moved, just move it, ok? I won't mind.
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Basically I was thinking earlier today and thought up a wierd Zelda Universe Forums/Ocarina of Time crossover. It starts up with The Janitor living in the Kokiri woods. The story unfolds pretty much like the story for Ocarina of Time but with ZU based characters and jokes. Here are the people that are replaced with Forum people:
Ganondorf: Tuf Pink
Link: The Janitor
Zelda: Unkown
Mido: Unkown
Basically every other character: unkown
Dark Link: Smallville Boy

So if you think up a joke for it or want to be mocked...I mean parodied in it, just post. I'll update the characters list as people post.

Damn, is Dark Link already taken?

I'll bite. I'll take Mido

Can I be Zelda? Lol, I'm a boy but it'd be cool...

Um...sure, if you want. Âçïđ, you are now Mido!

Can I be Basically every other character?

You can be one or two of the basically ever other characters. Perhaps you could be, say...THE KING OF HYRULE???? (Head explodes)

Okay... Then I'll go with:
Keaton-King1 = King Dodongo
Keaton-King2 = Princess Ruto

Can I be a Goron? =O

^ Yeah, i was going to ask. Could I also be Darunia?

At Goron Moron: Sure, why not. You are now Dariniau's son, Link of The Gorons.
At Âçïđ : Yes, the avatar made that my first idea.

Can I be... Volvagia?

Volvagia? Wow, can you imagine the deliciously worded conversational skill of that bad-boy?!

Ok, um . . . since nobody else will, can I be Kaepora Gaebora? Or if you think someone else would suit that position better . . . could I be Navi? Yeah, that'd be cool! I've got a great impersonation worked out: Hey listen! Hey listen! Hey listen! Hey listen! Hey listen! Hey listen! Hey listen! Hey listen! Hey listen! Hey listen! Hey listen! Hey . . .

*Shoots Navi*

We could pretend that Volvagia could talk, kinda like in the manga...?

Can I be Ingo? If not then I wanna be the Deku Tree.

Sure, it'll be hard, you know, with all the movements of the deku tree

Sarcasm...

Okay, I don't think this is going to work out in it's current state. Something like this would be more suited to the Art and Writing forum, but even then, better organisation and planning would be required to make this really work.

Perhaps those of you who wish to see this idea through could contact one of the Art and Writing mods to see what their views are on this topic?