Minor Character Romance

If you were a individual in the Zelda universe, which minor character would you choose to pursue a romantic relationship with? I know that if I were to ask what character in general you would choose, every girl would say Link and every guy would say Midna (probably). So I want to know which MINOR character you would choose (i.e. not Link, Zelda, Ganon?, Midna, etc...).

I realize that they're just video game characters, but for the sake of roleplaying, humor me.

Anyway, I would choose either Cremia from MM or Hena from TP. I find Cremia quite attractive (you know you do too), and you can also have fairly lengthy conversations her, and she seems to have a pleasant, good-hearted personality.
I also find Hena quite attractive and I have a lot in common with her, as I am a fisherman myself. I also love her anscentor from OoT-- his cameo in TP is hilarious. I would love to sit in a boat together with her and fish the day away. (I know, I'm a weirdo). : P

So, which character would you choose and why?

Well this is a weird topic to say the least.

Anyway I'd probably choose some random from the Castle Town. Why? Because it's the first thing that popped into my head.

Does Dark Link count?
Eh, perhaps Anju or Cremia.

Kinda weird i guess anju.

I'd say Shad from Telma's group. The handsome guy that is obsessed with the knowledge of the Occoos.

Yeah, he is one fine guy.

Hmm, there some very nice women around Castle Town in TP.

Although, a particular minor character would be Cremia.
She is, dare I say, beautiful. For n64 graphics.

I'd let Cremia milk me if you know what I mean.

It sounds so wrong when I look down my pants and notice a lack of a penis.

Woah dude too much info there!!

Neuroka pops another ZU cherry!

The fortune telling lady from TP.

Hhhoooooo yeah.

I looked at this thread because I thought it said "Minor Chemical Romance". :<

And yeah, Cremia would probably be my choice too.

Originally Posted by Cody

I looked at this thread because I thought it said "Minor Chemical Romance". :<

I just did the same - Yet I've viewed this thread once already.

How about Malon? Or is that not minor enough?

But yes, castle town in OoT and TP have some nice ladies!

Originally Posted by Cody

I looked at this thread because I thought it said "Minor Chemical Romance". :<

And yeah, Cremia would probably be my choice too.

And I though it meant Character Romance between Minors.

I am also very disappointed.

Originally Posted by Queen Neuroka "Kittie Kara" of Pen Island

I'd let Cremia milk me if you know what I mean.

It sounds so wrong when I look down my pants and notice a lack of a penis.

THIS.
Wait...no....****

Midna no contest

Originally Posted by IkanaGeneral197

Midna no contest

Originally Posted by Ceallach

If you were a individual in the Zelda universe, which minor character would you choose to pursue a romantic relationship with? I know that if I were to ask what character in general you would choose, every girl would say Link and every guy would say Midna (probably). So I want to know which MINOR character you would choose (i.e. not Link, Zelda, Ganon?, Midna, etc...).

It is wise to read the first post. S'all good though.

How about Peach... OH wrong thread.

Is Illia minor?

Originally Posted by IkanaGeneral197

Midna no contest

Did you even read the first post? Midna isn't considered a minor character.

Well for me, I haven't really played a lot of LOZ games, so I don't know many interesting minor characters. I guess there is Shad, but his sense of fashion is kinda odd, what with that big bow and the socks. Otherwise he's pretty much a purple Kristoph Gavin from Apollo Justice.

I guess there is also Ralph from Oracle of Ages, but he was really annoying. >_>

Do Ilia or Marin count? Cremia would be good. Great Fairy? No, she wouldn't be my type lol. Darn! A lot of Females in Zelda are either too major or sages. What about one of Link's Castle Town fan girls from TP? I don't know them very well, but I can tell them that I know Link.

Shad from TP

Mikau and Japas aren't that bad looking either.