1000 ways to tell you have played to much Zelda

i liked this topic alot before the fourms reset so i decided to start it up again ok enough talk

1. when you become a member of ZU
2.when you think in zelda tearms ( i.e. dollars=rupies )
3. when zelda music playes through your brain 24/7
4. when you ask your mom to make you 3 link costumes in the 3 colers
5. when your dad hums zelda music in the car
you all add more

1. when you become a member of ZU

Never played Zelda.

Sorry...

6.When you stub your toe and run around looking for little hearts.
7.Keep all your belongings in your clothes.
8.Carry around a sword for "self defense.
9.When you always look behind your back suspecting ganon is about to throw an energist.

10. you steal your band instructor's baton and try to change the direction of the wind
11. you row a boat out into the middle of the ocean and spread fish bait out on the water hoping a fish with a human face will come and fill in a section of your "sea chart".
12. you grab a palm leaf or another big leaf and jump off your house hoping to glide to the roof of the next house.
13. you can't have pottery in your house anymore because you always break it hoping to find rupies inside.
~Ally

14. You make 1000 reasons for knowing you play to much Zelda thread
15. You name your character name for every game Link (eg of what I have done: Animal Crossing, Pokémon, that is it I think)
16. You think about touching the triforce and...
17. ...your wish is to become Link and help fight crime
18. When you buy a Hyrule Symphony Cd
19. You think "that is the most beautiful thing I have seen" when you see the Triforce in one of the games.
20. You think they are going to make a LOZ movie when you see the first LOTR trailer the first time. (Gandalf sounded like Ganondorf, Legolas makes you think of Link)

Originally posted by Stormay
Never played Zelda.

Sorry...

Storm! You've never played Zelda... wow.

21. You name your horse Epona and and your boat The King of Red Lions

This topic was done before, and OldBeene locked it. I think he had a reason.:rolleyes: Also, this is the wrong forum, even if the mods decide to keep it.

sorry if its the wrong fourm im pretty new hopefully the mods will only move it
anyway good ones already
ok
22. when you jump off a cliff and expect to reappear
23. when you give zelda nicknames to your friends (ie malon mido...)
24. when youhook up a light bulb to a battery and put wings on the bulb and say thats your fairy


btw oni link 2000 i do cary a (wooden) sword almost every where i go lol

8.Carry around a sword for "self defense.

I'll move it to General Zelda, let them deal with it...

25. When you think Zelda or any of the other charecters are hott.
26. You jump off a cliff thinking you will apear back on the edge again.
27. You think you were adopted and think that you are Link.
28. You look for a Girl named Zelda to be your GF.(my friend has dated someone named Zelda before)
29. You think that your blood line of Link and Zelda
30. You drink milk thinking it will heal you

(31.) Go to the beach and put a pear on your head, hoping you can control a seagull.

hmmm....i wonder if seagulls even like pears...well....NEW WEEKEND PROJECT! YAY!

100 Ways to Tell if You Play Too Much Zelda - by the ZU Fans

Look, I really thought these threads were amusing at first, but then I realised after like about 100 or so items, it got too repetitive and unoriginal. I mean, you gotta admit, most of them aren't even that funny.

So, locked.