Old 04-29-2008, 03:32 PM   #1
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All the water in Hyrule

Zora's Fountain is the water source for all of Hyrule, and it flows right
under King Zora's b- never mind.
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Old 04-29-2008, 05:07 PM   #2
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Zora's Fountain is the water source for all of Hyrule, and it flows right
under King Zora's b- never mind.
LOL!
I toltally Lawled there!

although as a thread discussion, this is certainly doomed
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LOL!
I toltally Lawled there!

although as a thread discussion, this is certainly doomed
Yea, this might not last very long
I scooped up that water with a bottle, bought a potion, and drank it.
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Old 04-29-2008, 05:14 PM   #4
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I've noticed that.
Maybe it doesn't contaminate it, but rather purifies it.
(dont ask me how)
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I guess thats must be why jaba jaba disapeared, to much contamination after so many years, I'm never drinking hylian water again.
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I guess thats must be why jaba jaba disapeared, to much contamination after so many years, I'm never drinking hylian water again.
well jabu jabu was UP stream from king zora, so the contamination wasn't going his way.

maybe king zora really WAS somehow purifying the water, and with his frozen @$$ not able to filter it, Zora's fountain became contaminated
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In the thread, or in the water?

Sorry, just had to ask.

But yeah, that is kind of... odd, that all of Hyrule's water has freshly flown from underneath King Zora's backside.

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Hmm, tbh I think the average pool you swim in in real life is a lot worse.
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think of all the rupies you grabbed out of that lake.....
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And I WAS drinking water.....thanks alot for that.....
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Hang on... Under King Zora's behind?

That's only a small percentage of the water source in Hyrule. Most of it is from Zora's fountain where Lord Jabu-Jabu lives past that big gate that makes up the waterfall in the entrance to Zora's domain by playing Zelda's lullaby on the Ocarina. You know... When you enter Zora's fountain and look to the left as soon as you enter, there's that wooden high fence? That's where the water source comes from :S

The water running under King Zora's behind is only a small percentage of Zora's Domain. I don't think that water stream even leaves the Domain at all.

Interesting though... Never really thought of that.
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Hang on... Under King Zora's behind?

That's only a small percentage of the water source in Hyrule. Most of it is from Zora's fountain where Lord Jabu-Jabu lives past that big gate that makes up the waterfall in the entrance to Zora's domain by playing Zelda's lullaby on the Ocarina. You know... When you enter Zora's fountain and look to the left as soon as you enter, there's that wooden high fence? That's where the water source comes from :S

The water running under King Zora's behind is only a small percentage of Zora's Domain. I don't think that water stream even leaves the Domain at all.

Interesting though... Never really thought of that.
But when King water meets with the fresh water.....
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Errr...

You do realise that there are other creatures that swim in the water that can contaminate it as well? Other Zora's, small fishes, all those enemies like those Octorocks and tektites do breed and possibly contaminate the water as well, even Link...

So don't balme the King on everything. He is like the god of water, so wouldn't it be blessed?
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Errr...

You do realise that there are other creatures that swim in the water that can contaminate it as well? Other Zora's, small fishes, all those enemies like those Octorocks and tektites do breed and possibly contaminate the water as well, even Link...

So don't balme the King on everything. He is like the god of water, so wouldn't it be blessed?
Yeah blessed...with a**.
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You do realise that there are other creatures that swim in the water that can contaminate it as well? Other Zora's, small fishes, all those enemies like those Octorocks and tektites do breed and possibly contaminate the water as well, even Link...

So don't balme the King on everything. He is like the god of water, so wouldn't it be blessed?
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I guess thats must be why jaba jaba disapeared, to much contamination after so many years
Why would that make Jabu Jabu disappear. He lives in Zora's Fountain (the source) King Zora sits down stream of Jabu Jabu so the water would be clean.

King Zora has a constant B-day. Lets one go when he feels like it. No effort needs. Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!
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Yeah blessed...with a**.
^ ... Okay, you need to think in more general terms...

The water that we drink on Earth has been everywhere... I mean everywhere. Down the sky, in drains, from contaminated areas, the ocean, behind people's bums and other unpleasant areas etc. And guess what? We still drink it. It's to survive and the cycle starts all over again.

This is the same with Hyrule. The water doesn't have to come all the way from Zora's Domain. It rains in Hyrule and it contributes to a large percentage of the water source.

I'm saying that it doesn't really matter that the water source comes from the King's behind. He is a fish person so he would be a lot cleaner that the average Hylian that would sit there. And hey, Link walks through areas where there are dead people and blood from enemies and his boots are splashing all over the place in Zora's Domain. Now that's contamination...
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Why would that make Jabu Jabu disappear. He lives in Zora's Fountain (the source) King Zora sits down stream of Jabu Jabu so the water would be clean.

King Zora has a constant B-day. Lets one go when he feels like it. No effort needs. Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!
every now and then, if you watch king zora, you see him enters the source of the water and wipes his @$$ on jabu jabu, Ive seen it, it is true
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every now and then, if you watch king zora, you see him enters the source of the water and wipes his @$$ on jabu jabu, Ive seen it, it is true
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So don't balme the King on everything. He is like the god of water, so wouldn't it be blessed?
I would love to see a formal blessing ceremony where the King sticks his bumm into a pool of water.:XD
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I wonder if he orders his followers to wipe his bum, or does it flow away, it still wouldnt clean him very well though would it? but why care, if water cleans your bum then its better than paying for a butler ey?
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Haha! True the only water in hyrule not connected to Zora's River is Hyrule Castle, so if you want fresh water I guess you'll have to sneak in there.
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Hyrule Castle is connected, or at least I could have sworn it was... The river just goes through some grates, but it's all the same river...
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