All the water in Hyrule

Originally Posted by Elshape

I guess thats must be why jaba jaba disapeared, to much contamination after so many years

Why would that make Jabu Jabu disappear. He lives in Zora's Fountain (the source) King Zora sits down stream of Jabu Jabu so the water would be clean.

King Zora has a constant B-day. Lets one go when he feels like it. No effort needs. Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!

Originally Posted by MDS13

Yeah blessed...with a**.

^ ... Okay, you need to think in more general terms...

The water that we drink on Earth has been everywhere... I mean everywhere. Down the sky, in drains, from contaminated areas, the ocean, behind people's bums and other unpleasant areas etc. And guess what? We still drink it. It's to survive and the cycle starts all over again.

This is the same with Hyrule. The water doesn't have to come all the way from Zora's Domain. It rains in Hyrule and it contributes to a large percentage of the water source.

I'm saying that it doesn't really matter that the water source comes from the King's behind. He is a fish person so he would be a lot cleaner that the average Hylian that would sit there. And hey, Link walks through areas where there are dead people and blood from enemies and his boots are splashing all over the place in Zora's Domain. Now that's contamination...

Originally Posted by Shæde

Why would that make Jabu Jabu disappear. He lives in Zora's Fountain (the source) King Zora sits down stream of Jabu Jabu so the water would be clean.

King Zora has a constant B-day. Lets one go when he feels like it. No effort needs. Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!

every now and then, if you watch king zora, you see him enters the source of the water and wipes his @$$ on jabu jabu, Ive seen it, it is true

Originally Posted by Elshape

every now and then, if you watch king zora, you see him enters the source of the water and wipes his @$$ on jabu jabu, Ive seen it, it is true

XDXDXDXD

Originally Posted by Eternal Legend

So don't balme the King on everything. He is like the god of water, so wouldn't it be blessed?

I would love to see a formal blessing ceremony where the King sticks his bumm into a pool of water.:XD

I wonder if he orders his followers to wipe his bum, or does it flow away, it still wouldnt clean him very well though would it? but why care, if water cleans your bum then its better than paying for a butler ey?

Haha there was a thread like this when I first joined up xD

Haha! True the only water in hyrule not connected to Zora's River is Hyrule Castle, so if you want fresh water I guess you'll have to sneak in there.

Hyrule Castle is connected, or at least I could have sworn it was... The river just goes through some grates, but it's all the same river...

still....king zora goes around dropping feaces in fresh waters all around hyrule, it says on a sign.

Stop Spoiling our fun!

*phoenix wright theme music plays*
I SAY THE WATER IS CONTAMINATED!
*throws in chicken* *chicken dissolves*
*stares at bones, that are dissolving*
I rest my case.

Huh. Maybe thats the reason why Hyrule is still in feudal age, while Terminia is clearly pre-industrial.

Yes. Yes.
*throws dragon with metal armor all over him into the water*
*metal, dragon, and everything else that was part of the dragon dissolves*

one time wen I was playing oot, Link was swimming in zoras domain, and wen he came out of the water his skirt was stained brown.

SERIOUSLY?!

Amazing.
Really amazing.

Yeah... uh, no.

*locks*