Zelda sleep

I'd be in a nice plush guest room in TP hyrule castle. That or the Lon Lon Ranch Tower, or probably the WW oasis cabana. Come on ppl! You've got a painting of a butler that waits on you!

I'd certainly choose the Stock Pot Inn in MM. It may be small and non-too fancy, but it's still pretty nice. There's a lot to do in MM during the day, so it'd be hard to get bored. Playing mini-games, exploring the land, and talking to people...it's hard to compete with all that.

Hyrule (Ocarina of Time) Hmm, so many places I would love to sleep. I'm going to choose Kakarikio village.

Termina (Majora's Mask) I would like to sleep in the Zora Cape area where there is the waterfall right next to the Beaver dam.

The Great Sea / Hyrule (Wind Waker) I would sleep on any of the Lookout Platforms or maybe on the Triangle Islands. It's so beautiful watching the sun rise on the Great Sea. I would also like to sleep in the courtyard area (where you first enter Hyrule).

Hyrule (Twilight Princess) Anywhere in Ordon / Forest area. Lake Hylia would also be nice (though away from those disgusting he/she its)

Its really simple what I'd do. I'd go to a random person's house, knock them out with a Deku stick, and steal their bed. Then I would take it underground and sleep. And when I'm done with the bed I'd set it on fire. The End.