Zelda phrases

lets come up with some zelda prases .
for example: if someone died you would say , " hes down with dampe"

Someone drowned- he's swimming with the zora now
Kill two cuccos with the 1 stone
I know they're bad but i'll think of more.

... great idea guys

1."thats as harder than a goron's butt"

2."lets make like a gerudo with that old lady's purse"

3." you're as annoying as navi"

4."make like a shiek and disappear"

5. if someone is really ugly "dampe must be ur dad"....

you stunn me like a deku nut. (LAME)
in the land of blind, queen Gohma is the KING
this DEKU nut is hard to break
RUN EPONA! RUN!

'my head sais he got more of those phrases, but i can't figure them out right now... '

Time is rupees
Bet your bottom rupee
Like shooting hylian bass in a barrel
I can't believe i can't think of more, sorry. By the way i love all the threads you've started. You think quite like i do.

"whats the matter like like got your tongue?"
"your mom is so old , she is older than the Triforce"
"my deku baba ate my homework"
"behave or i will call sakon to come get you"
"cleanliness is next to goddessliness "
a little girl says ,"where do babies come from?" , then the dad says ,"white chu jelly"

Father: "When you grow up, your going to be the Hero of Time!"
Son: "But Dadddy, I want to be what I want to be!"
Father: "Shut up! Your going to kill monsters, save princess', and stop power hungry pigs like Ganon before you die!"
Son: "I got better things to do!"
Father: "Like what?"
Son: "Well, how about going and making myself a Hylian Bass sandwich and a glass of Lon Lon Milk?"

As lame as this is, this is the best I got....my apoligies.

1.stop being a kokiris and grow up:mad:

2.rupees dont grow on trees

3.aahhh! damn mom, ur as creepy as a skultula.

4. am craving cuccos soup

5. K.F.C= kentucky fried cuccos

this is not a phrase but can u guy picture cupid with links fire arrows??? scary but love hurts and burns too...

"He's having a Zant rant."
"This milk spoils faster than goron tear drops!"
"His approval ratings are worse than Ganon's when he froze Zora's domain."
"The best part of waking up, is some red potion in your cup!"
"Life is like the magic beans, you never know where your gonna go"

these are okay, could be better

You better watch out, you better not cry.
Better not pout, I'm telling you why:
tingle is coming to town!

He's making a list, and checking it twice;
He's gonna find out who's naughty and nice.
tingle is coming to town!

He knows when you are sleeping,
He knows when you're awake,
He knows if you've been bad or good,
So be good for goodness sake!

Oh! You better watch out, you better not cry.
Better not pout, I'm telling you why:
tingle is coming to town!

"Link, sometimes you have the brains of a Deku stick" Link: "Yeah I've been told that..."
"Navi, an empty bottle is more use than you!"
"JUMPING DEKU SCRUBS!"
"I'd rather kiss a Dodongo than Princess Ruto!"

They're all i got so far but i'll come up with more.

4 Words:
Well excuuuuuuuuse meeee princess!

"use the tryforce, link!" "may the tryforce be with you."
The beginning of Alttp. Zelda:"Help me link,you’re my only hope."
when link finds Zelda in the dungeon. “I’m link, I’m here to rescue you.”

I went to Hyrule but all I got was this damn Ocarina

Cucco soup for the soul: that feels like every one is after it.

Originally Posted by AzaISaZELDALORD

I went to Hyrule but all I got was this damn Ocarina

Hahahahhaha xD

I don't wanna grow up, I'm ko-ki-ri Kid! [to the tune of the Toys R Us theme]

Hi-Yo Epona

'Yo mama's so fat she was baptized in Lake Hylia!'
Time flies when your playing the Ocarina.
Make like the Deku Tree and die already.
'...and every year a man slips down your chimney with a huge sack hung over his back. His name is Sakon.'
Yo mama's so fat, it took Biggoron 2 weeks to walk around her.

Broken egg, Cucco raid
Hes dies and visites the Poes
some are kinda lame, I can't think any more...

May the Triforce smite you!