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Old 02-23-2007, 07:30 PM
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Re: Is Link a virgin?

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Old 02-23-2007, 07:36 PM
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Old 02-23-2007, 07:45 PM
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Re: Is Link a virgin?

Why do you even think about this? One the game is rated "E".
I doubt a "E" for Everyone game. Or even "T" for some games.
"E" and "T" shouldn't have sex in it. It's odd to think about, and to be blunt a stupid question.
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Old 02-23-2007, 07:52 PM
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Re: Is Link a virgin?

Every story there is has sex in it in some form, including Zelda, even if it isn't mentioned or shown or whatever. How do you think Link was born in the world? From a magical stork who drops babies into people's houses? I doubt it, he came out of his mother's womb like every other human and human-like (in most cases) because his mother had sex in which caused her to be impregnated with the child known as Link. What is so offensive about sex? Personally, I think that sex needs to be WAY more accepted than it is. It's part of the human experience, if you deny or avoid it you're just taking away the part that makes you human.

However, this whole thread is just for the humor, don't get so uptight about this. Personally, I think it's pretty damn funny.
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Old 02-23-2007, 08:05 PM
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Every story there is has sex in it in some form, including Zelda, even if it isn't mentioned or shown or whatever. How do you think Link was born in the world? From a magical stork who drops babies into people's houses? I doubt it, he came out of his mother's womb like every other human and human-like (in most cases) because his mother had sex in which caused her to be impregnated with the child known as Link. What is so offensive about sex? Personally, I think that sex needs to be WAY more accepted than it is. It's part of the human experience, if you deny or avoid it you're just taking away the part that makes you human.

However, this whole thread is just for the humor, don't get so uptight about this. Personally, I think it's pretty damn funny.
Sex is only shielded from kids because kids are stupid and get in trouble easily.

And the stork thing is where mario came from
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Old 02-23-2007, 08:15 PM
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Re: Is Link a virgin?

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If I recall correctly, there is an old Zelda-game containing the quote "Come inside (...) I will heal your life". So, no, he's not a virgin. That Link, at least.

I guess that he doesn't have sex in the days when he's a hero, but after saving Hyrule, he probably settles down and raises a family, which is the direct consequence of wild, unprotected sex.

Just because he goes inside a woman's house doesn't mean he's having sex with her. She could be a healer, and heal his wounds with medicine. Or give him food for energy. There are many things that could give him stamina that doesn't involve sex. In fact, I'd assume that he isn't, because sex will take a lot of energy out of you, and it wouldn't heal you at all.

And it does make sense that afterwards he would settle down and make a family. They new Link's have to come from somewhere right? Maybe not all of them, but at least some.
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Old 02-23-2007, 08:31 PM
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Just because he goes inside a woman's house doesn't mean he's having sex with her. She could be a healer, and heal his wounds with medicine. Or give him food for energy. There are many things that could give him stamina that doesn't involve sex. In fact, I'd assume that he isn't, because sex will take a lot of energy out of you, and it wouldn't heal you at all.

And it does make sense that afterwards he would settle down and make a family. They new Link's have to come from somewhere right? Maybe not all of them, but at least some.
Sex gives you energy in GTA. Its a videogame, who knows?
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Old 02-24-2007, 03:24 AM
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Re: Is Link a virgin?

I'm sure being the hero of time has it's perks
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Old 02-24-2007, 03:28 AM
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Re: Is Link a virgin?

it's safe to say that in every game we have played so far, Link is a virgin at the time of the game.
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Old 02-24-2007, 06:00 AM
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Re: Is Link a virgin?

NO! because you always see link he never really enters a house with zelda and after an hour he comes out with a smile on his face!
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Old 02-24-2007, 07:16 AM
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Re: Is Link a virgin?

I feel happy for the Guy.

"LOL THIS MASTER SWORD NEGATES PUBEERRTY"

I imagine he would've gotten pretty uncomfortable once he became 17. Those sexual urges must've kicked in pretty quick, once you think about it.
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Old 02-24-2007, 03:55 PM
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Re: Is Link a virgin?

If you talk about OoT Link specifically then chances are he is still a virgin.
He has the mind of a 10 year old throughout the entire game.
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Old 02-24-2007, 04:00 PM
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Re: Is Link a virgin?

Yeah I dont think he understands all of the complicated drama yet when hes an adult in OoT, cuz he does still have the mind of a lil kid.

(Isnt he 12 in OoT? )
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Old 02-24-2007, 04:27 PM
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7 plus 10 is 17 he's 10.

the better question would have been more specific, since none of the Links are the same person.
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