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Re: Is Link a virgin?
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Re: Is Link a virgin?
Why do you even think about this? One the game is rated "E".
I doubt a "E" for Everyone game. Or even "T" for some games. "E" and "T" shouldn't have sex in it. It's odd to think about, and to be blunt a stupid question. |

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Every story there is has sex in it in some form, including Zelda, even if it isn't mentioned or shown or whatever. How do you think Link was born in the world? From a magical stork who drops babies into people's houses? I doubt it, he came out of his mother's womb like every other human and human-like (in most cases) because his mother had sex in which caused her to be impregnated with the child known as Link. What is so offensive about sex? Personally, I think that sex needs to be WAY more accepted than it is. It's part of the human experience, if you deny or avoid it you're just taking away the part that makes you human.
However, this whole thread is just for the humor, don't get so uptight about this. Personally, I think it's pretty damn funny.
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And the stork thing is where mario came from ![]()
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Just because he goes inside a woman's house doesn't mean he's having sex with her. She could be a healer, and heal his wounds with medicine. Or give him food for energy. There are many things that could give him stamina that doesn't involve sex. In fact, I'd assume that he isn't, because sex will take a lot of energy out of you, and it wouldn't heal you at all. And it does make sense that afterwards he would settle down and make a family. They new Link's have to come from somewhere right? Maybe not all of them, but at least some. ![]()
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Its a videogame, who knows?
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I'm sure being the hero of time has it's perks
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NO! because you always see link he never really enters a house with zelda and after an hour he comes out with a smile on his face!
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I feel happy for the Guy.
"LOL THIS MASTER SWORD NEGATES PUBEERRTY" I imagine he would've gotten pretty uncomfortable once he became 17. Those sexual urges must've kicked in pretty quick, once you think about it. |

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Yeah I dont think he understands all of the complicated drama yet when hes an adult in OoT, cuz he does still have the mind of a lil kid.
(Isnt he 12 in OoT? )
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I guess Link is a virgin in the game, but after... Turn off the Lights!
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