Nothing good for me!

Why can't I do anything right? Why are all my posts different from everyone else?

This is one of the reasons why. You spam and make pointless threads.
*Reports*

One simple reason: You don't put much thought into your posts. Simple as that. The Twilight Peach was overkill, though.

Although, being different isn't bad. But the way your posts are different is bad. Just change it up. You're not that bad.

be sensible.. make a post ABOUT something, not just "a post" ....... **reports**

I suggest you read the forums a little more before posting. Don't post threads all the time, but rather post in existing ones and contribute to the discussion, rather than posting these one-line polls that have been done a million times and add nothing to the forums at all. Take some time to write up your posts, and think things over before you click the Reply button. It'll do you some good.