a short story called....

this is a story wrote by me and final fantasy bandit
Link walked up to a monster, carefully as so it didn't see him. ”Can I kill you?” asked Link to the back of the monster. The Moster spun round. “Why?” he asked looking at Link's pocket.”So I can steal your rupees” replied Link. “Ahh....dude you've got 500 rupees already”
“really? cool YEAH!!! WOOOHH!! LETS GO CRAZY!!!!!” shouted Link.

Link walked to a blade shop. He walked up to the black smith. “Can i have that sword in the concrete?” asked Link pointing at a sword. ”What? the master sword!!,.... mmmmmmm NO!” replied the black smith with an evil grin. “Why not?” asked Link shocked. “Because you need the ocarina of time!” said the black smith still smilling. “Oh i've already got one!” said link, starting to grin. The smile whiped off the black smith's face. “Still....no” muttered the black smith. ”C'mon i'll be your friend” said Link widening his eyes. “Piss off ya little bastard” “I'll take this to the decrimination board” said Link scolling at the black smith.

Link walked off to the descrimination board. “Help, a black smith descriminated against me” said Link to an asistant. “I'm sorry I can't help you” said the asistant with a bored look on their face. “Why not?” asked Link, puzzled. “Because this is the descrimination board, we descriminate against everyone” said the asistant yawning slightly. “Well...discriminate against the black smith!” said Link. “Why?” asked the asistant raising their eyebrows slightly. “Because” “why because?” “BECAUSE,BECAUSE!” “Why because,because?” “AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHH!!!!!” screamed Link, running out of the place. The asistant giggled “I love my job”

Link ran away very pissed of at the asistant. He ran back to the blade shop. “Thats it you wanna piece of me well heres ya piece!” shouted Link, he steped forward and punched the black smith in the gut. The black smith only laughed “Ha, you're just weak and little, hahaha ok im so scared oh he's going to hurt me ooooohhhh HAHAHA!” laughed the black smith. “Just...give...me...the...sword” said Link looking at his feet. “In your dreams, short stuff” laughed the black smith. “GRRRRRRRRRR!!!”. Link pulled the master sword out of the podium. He sudenly grew until he was a head taller then the black smith. “I want my mummy” whispered the black smith. “Scram, short stuff” said Link. “But I never back away from a fight!!” shouted the black smith. Then suddenly CHING!! SLICE!!! CLANG!!! Link and the black smith were fighting until...... slice the black smith knocked of Link's hat and took the master sword and put it back in the podium and then Link shrunk until he was a pure midget. the black smith picked up Link's hat and held it up for link to jump for it but he couldent reach he jumped and jumped again untill Link said
“look over there!!” suddenly link grabbed his hat and kicked the black smith in the nuts!! “OWWWWWW!!!” screamed the black smith. Link grabbed the master sword and and ran for it!![/d zelda situations, and it goes like this.......

Normally I'd move this to the fanfiction section, but I am so thoroughly unimpressed that I won't bother. Try using at least a semblance of proper grammar next time.