You know you have been playing too much Zelda when...

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You all know the rules, keep them numbered and that's it.

1. When you look at the movie the Sword in the Stone and wonder "Why are they calling the Master Sword Excaliber?"
2. When you have a dream where Link bursts out of your chest screaming "NINTENDO!!!" (I know, it's in a webcomic. But I had the same dream once...BEFORE hearing of the comic).
3. When the moon looks bigger, you take a plane to another country.
4. You go on a pig killing crusade.
5. When you are waiting for your bus you start humming Epona's Song (this worked once...)
6. When you have played through MM in 6 in-game days.
7. When you have every Zelda game, and the Collector's Editon and Master Quest.
8. When you are punished you scream "NOOOOOOO I STILL HAVE TO RESCUE THE PRINCESS!!!!"
9. You wear various masks, hoping something will happen.
10. You can honestly say that you play too much (in that case, go play some more!)

i remember a thread like this got locked... or moved, i forgot, but anyways, i will go along with u until it gets locked, hehehe

u know u have played too much Zelda when u play too much zelda.... good enough for me (*snort*)

Ya this thread was just done and it was so funney but it got locked and this will probably get locked too.

You know you've played too much Zelda when you make a site Called "ZeldaUniverse" and--
Oh wait......Crap.....
You know you've played too much Zelda when you get get hurt and drink milk to heal you.

LOL! that's funny!! i actully had a zelda dream i think it was last night i kind of forgot how it went though... :embrsd:

by the way i just became friends with sunstar6 WHOOOOO! YAHH! be happy for me

ps. dont mess with my friend! :mad:

You know youve played too much ZElda when you jump off a very high clift and expect to live

you know youve played too much zelda when you paint zelda stuff on your car. (true did you see that)

YAH i saw that poor old guy!

you know you have been playing to much zelda when you are in love with zelda belive me i know it's happend to me :embrsd:

You know you have been playing too much Zelda when
1. When you think George Bush is the king of Hyrule and John Kerry is Ganondorf(interchange names if you will)
2. When you think you have to Z-target someone before hitting them
3. When you try to kill every old man you see
4. When you put a shield up whenever you're around sushi
5. When you think a dollar store mask will transform you to oni-Link
6. When you play an ocarina hoping to go back in time
7. If you know the following girls personally: Din,Faore, and Nayru and haven't been hitting on them
8. If you said yes to any off the above and expect to still be considered sane

You know youve played too much zelda when:

you fear old bearded men... for they will throw fireballs at you

You know you've played too much Zelda when you have only green clothes in your wardrobe and you have link's hairstyle.

You know you play too much Zelda when:
You post on various zelda forums
You try to throw bombs into a komodo dragon's mouth, so that you can hit it in the tail with your sword
You jump off a cliff holding a large leaf above your head and expect to float
You talk about any villain and accidently call him Ganon and/or Ganondorf
You wear green as it makes you feel more heroic or couragous
You see a large spider and wonder where it's skull went
you cut your lawn with a sword and look for money
You continuously trade random items with people in hopes that you'll eventually get a powerful sword
You collect seashells in hopes that something good will happen
You set bushes on fire and expect there to be a hidden passage under it
You search every town you visit for a sage that can teach you magical abilities
You kill a large animal and wonder why it's body doesn't disintegrate leaving you a heart container
You search your home for holes that may have little people living in them
You find a feather and try to do crazy acrobatics (which probably ends with a broken neck)
You try to set your pencil to A and your eraser to B before a test.
You dig up all the ground you see looking for money and little hearts that will heal you cuts
You try to catch dragon flies thinking that they'll bring you back to life if you die
You think large pigs are out to get you
You own a silver arrow to protect youself from the leader of the pigs mentioned above
You can think of a list like the one above without pausing to think

Originally Posted by silver arrow

you cut your lawn with a sword and look for money

Haha! I like that one!

You know you play too much Zelda when you're afraid of ticking off chickens.

1. You make yourself iron boots, wear a blue shirt, jump in a lake and expect not to drown.
2. You remember everything any gossip stone says.
3. You know that the horse Ganondorf rides is a genuine black Gerudo stallion.
4. You spent all your money on zelda-games so that you can't afford proper food for weeks.
5. You have weird, zelda-related dreams almost every night.
6. You call your boy/girlfriend Link/Zelda.
7. What ever the topic, you can always somehow turn the conversation to Zelda.
8. You look out at sea with a telescope and wonder where's the Tower of Gods gone.
9. You can write in Hylian script.
10. You remember everything that any character in any of the games says at any time.
11. When you're not playing, you spent most of your time in places like "zeldauniverse".
12. You make yourself Link's clothes and wear them on any normal day, and wonder why people are looking at you funny.
13. Anywhere, anytime, something always reminds you of zelda.
14. You tattoo a triforce on the back of your hand.
15. You abandon whatever god you believe in, and start worshipping Din, Naury and Farore.

You know you play too much Zelda when you go on ebay and buy a Philip's CDi just so you can play the Zelda games on it, even though you know they're terrible.

You know you have played to much Zelda when:
you push on every gravestone you see expecting it to move so you can jump into the hole
you give frog eyes to an old man
you start yelling 'the chickens are coming, the chickens are coming!!'
you post on this thread

Sorry, word games, or lists like this, is not allowed on ZU. Nor is rent-a-modding. If you see a thread that you think should be locked, you report it. You don't post in it, that makes you no better.

*locks*