Would you still play Zelda if...

Link where fat, Zelda were pregnate and Epona was on drugs?

There are too many serious threads here, so I wrote this for a little fun. So answer the question or add on to it. If you lock this I don't see why, its not spam, only a humorous thread.

I think it would be hilarious to see what it would be like.

Riding Epona would be a hoot. She would either collapse of Link or the drugs.

I just wonder who Zelda got with.....

Too many serious threads, you say?
Well, now there's too many stupid threads, IMO.

*locks*