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Old 12-24-2010, 03:58 AM
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Zelda Puns

What did the Deku Scrub say when he was asked to host a Christmas party? "Leaf it to me!"

Post your best Zelda-related puns here! Good ones/especially bad ones may find their way onto the ZU facebook and twitter. :3
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Old 12-24-2010, 04:57 AM
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Where do the Kokiri get their wool from?

Deku Baa Baas! HAHAHAHA!


Yeah, that really wasn't funny.
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Old 12-24-2010, 08:17 AM
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Re: Zelda Puns

This was straight from an issue of Nintendo Power:

How did Link win the Basketball game?

He won with his hookshot.

*Drum noises* Thank you!
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Old 12-24-2010, 09:14 AM
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What did Ganondorf get from Tingle?
AIDS and gonorrhea.
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Old 12-24-2010, 09:33 AM
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Re: Zelda Puns

What did the King Dodongo say to the terrorist?
"Don't bomb me! Please god, no!".
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Old 12-24-2010, 10:35 AM
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What do you call a tree that's totally lost its mind? A deku nut.
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Old 12-24-2010, 02:31 PM
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What do you call an elf on drugs?

"High"lian!

*cricket noises*
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Old 12-24-2010, 03:19 PM
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What did Kamaro give you for playing him a soothing tune?
He gave you his head.
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Old 12-24-2010, 03:57 PM
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Re: Zelda Puns

^That's Kamaro.

What do you get when you cross soda with a forest elf kid?

Coke-iri.

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Old 12-24-2010, 04:10 PM
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Re: Zelda Puns

Link upon seeing Zelda, greets her with the following: "Hello, Princess, would like me to insert my Master Sword into your Triforce of Wisdom?"
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Old 12-24-2010, 04:13 PM
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Re: Zelda Puns

what do you get when you cross Link and Superman?

mega winz

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how did Link find where he needed to go?

with his Navi-gator

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what happened after Link entered Ice Cavern?

he walked out
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Old 12-24-2010, 04:18 PM
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what did the bully say to Link?

im gonna de[c]k-u Link!
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Old 12-24-2010, 04:31 PM
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^That's Kamaro.

What do you get when you cross soda with a forest elf kid?

Coke-iri.

Hah! I actually kind of like this one.

Hmmm... Oh I got one!

What type of music do the Gorons love? "Rock" and "Roll"!

You might say the Lon Lon Ranch quest was a little... "milked!"

Obtaining full the life bar was very "har[t]" to do!

When the moon falls the land will be "Termina-ted"!

Yeah, that last one wasn't very good.
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Old 12-24-2010, 04:42 PM
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lol that Goron one is really clever and funny. XD

EDIT: Oh! What do you call a Sheikah that just got scared out of their wits?

A Shriekah.

...Yeah, that one's kinda bad. XD
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Old 12-24-2010, 04:45 PM
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Re: Zelda Puns

What happens when you cross a moron with gore?

You get a Goron.

Ok that wasn't very good at all.
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Old 12-24-2010, 08:30 PM
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What do you get when Saria forgets to shave her pits? A Kokiri Forest.
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Old 12-25-2010, 03:06 AM
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Re: Zelda Puns

The pet cow you win at Lon Lon ranch is... udderly disappointing.

^The pun was an udder failure.

^I'm udderly disgusted by how awful those puns are.

^Hm... I'm trying to think of anudder one...
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Old 12-25-2010, 02:58 PM
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Re: Zelda Puns

Why you runnin around in tights Boy what are ye some kind of little nancy?

Of course not sir I have deku nutts.
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Old 12-26-2010, 04:05 PM
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With my Dominion Rod, I can put statues under mynd control.

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Old 12-26-2010, 10:22 PM
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