You know you play too much Zelda when...

-you realize that you've done most of the things in this thread ^^;

-you begin refering to chickens as cuccos

-you wish that tunics would come in style

-you actually write an Ode to Zelda and post it in your online journal...heh heh...^^;

-You have played one of the warp songs on your flute and realize that you aren't going anywhere.
-You actually bought a real ocarina from Songbird Ocarinas.com. (proud owner of one of these!)
-You attacked chickens, and realize that they aren't coming after you, but they are in a bloody mess on the ground.

Originally Posted by randomgerudo

-You have played one of the warp songs on your flute and realize that you aren't going anywhere.

I remember one day in Biology class a few years back, my friend and I were talking about how boring this class was, and so he hummed the Prelude of Light. Here's the kicker, 2 minutes later, a pass came for him from the Computer Lab...what a jyp...I tried it, but it didn't work for me....

Grocery, that was pretty cool and it made me laugh out loud. Anyway, I have some more.

-When you think that all girls are minions of Ganondorf.
-When you enter a temple of worship and try to find the Master Sword.
-When you think the Jolly Green Giant (frozen veggies) is Ganondorf.

How about:
You check toilets for hands coming out before you go.
After you retire you wear a robe and go live in a cave to give cryptic advice to travellers.
If you catch someone stealing milk, you pelt them with arrows.
You catch fireflies and put them in cameras thinking they'll have awesome new features.
You plant beans in dirt and dump a bottle of water on them, thinking they'll grow instantly.
You quote Zelda characters on a regular basis.
Your notebooks are filled with Triforce doodles.
You build a horse carriage with a steering wheel and can't think of anything wrong with the design.
When you visit a temple you bring a hammer so you can pound statues and check behind them for secret doors.
You always look over your shoulder expecting a Keese to be dive bombing you.
You go up to strangers and say "Speak" expecting them to spill out their life story.

Originally Posted by mouldy

u know u've played too much zelda when....

- you try jumping off a house holding nothing but a chicken

- you go blind from trying to aim home-made arrows accurately at the sun

- you start askin granite for the latest gossip

- at haloween u try to play the song of healing to all the kids in masks using a cereal box ukalaele whilst wearing a fish suit and a snorkel

- u watch gardeners world to see when bomb flowers come into bloom

i'll think up some more l8r

I have some more

- you learn how to play the theme tune on your guitar

- whilst watching the matrix you think "Link is Link's name"

- you do an internet search for the history of "the sheikah"

- you reply to a friends question of "how did you get those bags under your eyes?" with just "Zelda"

- you pause super smash bros. melee at just the perfect moment to get the perfect image of link drinking some milk

- you see the balrog in lord of the rings and think "it wouldn't stand a chance against Link"

i'll have some more for ya soon

Actual Ones

-make up a story about Link saving Zelda as usual.

-You call Sausage Links "heroes"

-You learn how to play Link's theme song on the guitar.

Fake ones

-Your brother is sick so you give him a red potion

-You buy an ocarina because you belive it can warp you to the Temple of time

-you get a sword and slash your dog on his tail

Hmmm, i gots more as well

- You start humming different BackGround Music when you go to church, shopping, camping, etc.

- Every Zelda game you own has every save slot filled.

- You pick a dog up and expect it to say something funny

- Your vocabulary gets reduced to "Hyaahhh, arghhh, wahhhhhhhhh, and ughnn"

- You jump off a roof knowing that if you roll when you land, you'll be ok.

- You run after lightning bugs yelling "Navi, Navi, Navi, Navi....HEY!"

- You cut up your neighbor's bushes and just say you were looking for money.

You know you've played to much when...

-You pull Excalibur out from the stone, you're not 7 years older...but now the king of England (yes, I know that was a bad one, but there's more)

-You live in the forrest with orphans.

-You think fruit punch can heal all your wounds

-You see halucionations of Zelda characters while you are awake!.....a talking tree! No, that can't be.

-BGS

-Everyone you see has pointed Ears

-You draw triforce's on the back of your hand in school

-Your teacher catches you doing it and you refuse to tell her what it means to spare yourself further embarassment

-You label every dark skinned or red haired person you see as being a Gerudo

-You sing Zelda tunes wherever you go

-You fart and blame it on a passing Goron

-You print out every Zelda picture you see online and tape them to the wall in your room(Me)

-You Speak Hylian just to confuse others

-You curse people out in Hylian

-You spend 10 minutes making a list of all of the signs showing that youve been playing far too much Zelda

- you become extremly confused as to why your neighboors cows refuse to produce milk when you sing to them

- you become extremly offended when people refer to tunics as dresses

- you end up getting grounded due to excessive time spent surfing zelda forums ^^;

You know you've been playing too much zelda when
-You can read and write in fluent hylian
-You kill spiders expecting to get golden tokens
-You drink a strange green liquid thinking it will give you magic
-You burn down your neighbor's lawn looking for rupees
-You push a large block thinking it will open a door
-You tie gold on to your gloves thinking you'll get super strength
-You have a complete set of green tunics with boots and a cap
-You try to make someone's chicken happy because you know you'll eventually end up with a really big sword
-You throw a boomerang at money so that it will come back with the boomerang

Originally Posted by Haku

You Know you've played Zelda too much when...

You camp outside a gamestop awaiting the arrival of a nww Zelda game

You start wearing Zelda merchandise (watches, t-shirts, etc.)

You reply to this thread

You have over 1,000 post on ZU

Meh...That's all I could think of for right now.

Is it bad having done everything? o_O

Originally Posted by DiVinE DraGooN

Is it bad having done everything? o_O

Yes it is!
*Just j/k. I do it too.*
Anyway, You know you play too much Zelda when...

You compare every game to OOT, using setences like, "It's good, but not Zelda good."

the only stories you write are Zelda Fin Fics.

You get into a fight with someone at school over "Cel-da" not sucking.

When you seem to speak, but you only chirp and groan and bubble text apears right beside you.

You can repeat in detail on how to beat every single boss in a Zelda game

- You put everything you drink into a bottle

- When you find something you need, you hold it over your head and sing "dun dun dun dunnnnn"

- When walking at night, you stay on the roads for fear of Stalchilds coming out of the ground and attacking you

- - - More coming soon