You Know You've Played Too Much Zelda When...

This is simply a finish the title sentence thread. If it doesn't belong here move it. This is made to see what funny things people will have to say.

You know you've played too much Zelda when...

...you roll into a tree expecting to find a gem.
...you think wearing a blue shirt will help you swim underwater longer.
...you hold everything you pick up to the sky at arm's length while you are going dun-duna dun.
...you jump off a cliff expecting to be teleported back to the top missing only one heart.

These are just a few, what are some you can come up with?

i think theres been like ten threads of the same name
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u know i play too much zelda when you walk into peoples homs and break there ****

Originally Posted by Argorok_Slayer

This is simply a finish the title sentence thread. If it doesn't belong here move it. This is made to see what funny things people will have to say.

You know you've played too much Zelda when...

...you roll into a tree expecting to find a gem.
...you think wearing a blue shirt will help you swim underwater longer.
...you hold everything you pick up to the sky at arm's length while you are going dun-duna dun.
...you jump off a cliff expecting to be teleported back to the top missing only one heart.

These are just a few, what are some you can come up with?

hah hah this seems fun... hmmm okay.... youve played too much zelda wen u start using wood expecting to deflect things

You know you've played too much Zelda when...

...you grab a kitchen knife and start chopping up the grass outside, expecting shiny gems to pop out.

...you put on a colorful, bug-eyed mask and start screaming at the moon for it to come down.

...you grab oddly-shaped weeds and start blowing into them, expecting horses or hawks to come flocking to you.

...you grab a fancy metal staff, go to New York, and start waving it at the Statue of Liberty, yelling, "I shall control you!!"

Originally Posted by helmaroc-king

i think theres been like ten threads of the same name
bbbbbbbbbbbuuuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttttttttt........... .............
u know i play too much zelda when you walk into peoples homs and break there ****

hah hah good one good one , u kno youve played too much Zelda wen u try and kill a guy with a red mullet

Yeah there was a thread like this a while ago.

When you get a horse and name it Epona.
When you drink something blue you expect to feel all better.
When you hear your girlfriend hasnt called you back, you assume Ganon kidnapped her.
You think all redhaired women are theives.
You kill a spider, expecting a gold coin to be left behind.
You start talking to your boat.

U kno youve played too much zelda wen u expect a little blue fairy to hide in your hat

you know you play too much zelda when you refer to chickens as cuckoos

You know you've played too much Zelda when...
...You go grave robbing and expect to race a ghost for a Hookshot.
...You think you can change seasons by twirling your grandfather's cane.
...You get heavy Iron Boots and expect to sink underwater. Oh, wait!...
The last one was a joke.

you know you play too much zelda when you tape little wings on your boots and expect to hover and/or run extremely fast

You know you've played too much zelda when you carve a face in a pear, balance it on your head, and expect to be able to control seagulls.

You know you've been playing too much zelda when you bust into other people's houses, break their pottery, steal their money, and expect not to get arrested.

Threads like this usually belong in the clans forum, right? I made one awhile ago and the mods asked me to make one in the clans forum, which I never did due to laziness.

The mods will probably move it there.

Originally Posted by King KK

You know you've been playing too much zelda when you bust into other people's houses, break their pottery, steal their money, and expect not to get arrested.

Originally Posted by helmaroc-king

u know i play too much zelda when you walk into peoples homs and break there ****

Beaten to it! Haha!

You know you play too much Zelda when you run a marathon and you purposely cross finish line exactly 2 seconds after the leader.

When you post games outside of the clans.
When you post a thread like this when we already have one

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You know you have played too much Zelda when you vistit a farm and start hiting all the chickens there.

Or when you look for chests and hidden rooms in the old buildings you visit (something I actually do u_u)

you know you played too much zelda when your expected to trade another item till another until you get something great!

You know you play too much Zelda when you start playing songs from OoT on an Orcarina and expect to teleport somewhere.

You know you play too much Zelda when you think you think money grows on grass.

You know you play too much Zelda when you lose the ability to talk and instead start yelling and grunting like Link.

You know you play too much zelda when you start asking your shadow to teleport you somewhere

You know you play too much Zelda when your fishing and wish you bought the rumble pak.

you know you play too much zelda when you expect to find old people by throwing bombs at walls!