Hidden Gay Innuendos?

If you ask me all those guys are gay they just can't confirm it cause gay is "immoral" that would probably bump the "E" of "T" rating to a "M".

...Sex is definitely present in Zelda games. Uli was knocked up. And Nabooru promised Link she's do "something great for/(to) him" in the freakin' Spirit Temple and later says she wished she kept her promise after saying he grew up handsome....if that's not sexual innuendo I don't know what is.

Some characters in the Zelda series do seem to be rather fruity. TWW had the Butler Door which, judging from the noise it made and the heart that appeared when it said "Please go easy on this old door," was a homosexual pedophile. While Fyer (the old, short clown) in TP might just be dressed up for the job judging from his sullen demeanor, Falbi is almost certainly gay.

In OoT, it is heavily suggested that the Carpenters are homosexual. They run in a fruity manner, complain about their hands/nails, say "Juicy gossip," (with gossip drawn out), and call Link a cute kid.

Originally Posted by Margar

Then there's the Poe collector in Oot- He says something to Link along the lines of "If I'd have had your looks as a young man, I could have run a different sort of business..." Which leaves a lot to the imagination...

The Poe Salesman probably meant that he'd go after women if he had Link's looks, not that he'd be gay.

Originally Posted by Zeldablue777

...Sex is definitely present in Zelda games. Uli was knocked up. And Nabooru promised Link she's do "something great for/(to) him" in the freakin' Spirit Temple and later says she wished she kept her promise after saying he grew up handsome....if that's not sexual innuendo I don't know what is.

While the innuendo is certainly present when Nabooru meets Adult Link, she probably didn't mean anything when Link was a kid. She likely figured that he'd be gullible or could be paid with a few rupees.

Originally Posted by Zeldablue777

...Sex is definitely present in Zelda games. Uli was knocked up. And Nabooru promised Link she's do "something great for/(to) him" in the freakin' Spirit Temple and later says she wished she kept her promise after saying he grew up handsome....if that's not sexual innuendo I don't know what is.

Key word "innuendo". She didn't flat out say "Ooooh I'm gonna run a **** sucking marathon with you."

Originally Posted by Average Gamer

In OoT, it is heavily suggested that the Carpenters are homosexual. They run in a fruity manner, complain about their hands/nails, say "Juicy gossip," (with

Hmm you know I never noticed this. I guess I never really paid attention to them. Was the Carpenter leader like that as well?

Originally Posted by Zeldablue777

...I remember one of the carpenters saying "You're a cute kid" to Link. I was frightened. xD

Lol, in gerudo fortress.
That was a bit disturbing.

In my opinion, Falbi seems like the most "gay" character in Zelda that I've seen. He's just... scary.



And, though Tingle runs a close second, he is getting a game all about him going after women, after all.

Originally Posted by Average Gamer

The Poe Salesman probably meant that he'd go after women if he had Link's looks, not that he'd be gay.

But simply going after women has nothing to do with running a business, and he definitely says something about if he had Link's looks, he could run a different sort of business. But, hell, it could be something as innocent as a treasure chest game or bombchu bowling alley (The gal that works there is a hoochie in her own right...). It always made me chuckle and half-smirk.

Originally Posted by Margar

But simply going after women has nothing to do with running a business

Prostitution.

Originally Posted by Kishíro D

Hmm you know I never noticed this. I guess I never really paid attention to them. Was the Carpenter leader like that as well?

Despite singing at Lon Lon Ranch in the ending, the leader of the Carpenters appears to be straight. He's even married to the woman who makes Blue Potion in Kakariko and the Hyrulean versions of Anju and Grog are his children.

Originally Posted by Margar

But simply going after women has nothing to do with running a business, and he definitely says something about if he had Link's looks, he could run a different sort of business.

As Erikson has pointed out, the Poe Salesman is probably implying that he'd be a male prostitute (with female clients) if he had Link's looks.

So it sounds to me that OoT should have been rated T as well.

ok, so what if there are gay characters in the zelda games?
at least it is introducing our younger generation to it in a friendly way.
to the OP, shame on you for even bring this up.

I think you are all nuts, personally.

OoT Link is gay. =3 He has all of Hyrule's most beautiful women literally THROWING THEMSELVES at him, but he displays no interest in any of them.

The trouble is, Link is the only attractive male in Hyrule, so he had to go off wondering in hopes of finding a hot guy to woo. Too bad the talent in Termina is equally bad.

Just out of curiosity, why are all you people confusing "Looks and acts like a villain out of Stephen King" with "gay"? I certainly don't look like these horrifying nutjobs you keep posting.

Originally Posted by Tonchiki

I think you are all nuts, personally.

Quoted for truth.

Originally Posted by Feline Witch

He has all of Hyrule's most beautiful women literally THROWING THEMSELVES at him, but he displays no interest in any of them.

He displays interest in Twinrova and (technically) accepts Ruto's proposal of marriage.

Originally Posted by Ozzie

Quoted for truth.



He displays interest in Twinrova and (technically) accepts Ruto's proposal of marriage.

No, I would say he's horrified by the prospect of Twinrova coming onto him, because she looks like a gigantic version of Joan Rivers with GREEN SKIN, and he can't really get over the fact that they look like petrified praying mantises in their normal forms.

As for Ruto, she is a professional ****trapper. Poor Link didn't know what a marriage was.

Originally Posted by Feline Witch

No, I would say he's horrified by the prospect of Twinrova coming onto him, because she looks like a gigantic version of Joan Rivers with GREEN SKIN, and he can't really get over the fact that they look like petrified praying mantises in their normal forms.

Link actually blushes when the combined Twinrova form first appears. It's a little hard to tell, but if you're viewing it on a TV you should see it just fine.

As for Ruto, you're right; Link didn't know what marriage was, so that doesn't count.

I can't believe people are talking about this.

Originally Posted by Tonchiki

I can't believe people are talking about this.

There are a few cases of innuendo in the series and we're just pointing them out. It's not like we're promoting shipping or something along those lines.

Originally Posted by Average Gamer

Link actually blushes when the combined Twinrova form first appears. It's a little hard to tell, but if you're viewing it on a TV you should see it just fine.

Are you sure he blushed? I could only see him gasp.

Originally Posted by Average Gamer

There are a few cases of innuendo in the series and we're just pointing them out. It's not like we're promoting shipping or something along those lines.

Originally Posted by Feline Witch

OoT Link is gay. =3 He has all of Hyrule's most beautiful women literally THROWING THEMSELVES at him, but he displays no interest in any of them.

The trouble is, Link is the only attractive male in Hyrule, so he had to go off wondering in hopes of finding a hot guy to woo. Too bad the talent in Termina is equally bad.

Originally Posted by Ozzie

He displays interest in Twinrova and (technically) accepts Ruto's proposal of marriage.

Originally Posted by Average Gamer

Link actually blushes when the combined Twinrova form first appears. It's a little hard to tell, but if you're viewing it on a TV you should see it just fine.

As for Ruto, you're right; Link didn't know what marriage was, so that doesn't count.

...Yeah.