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Old 07-13-2009, 12:45 AM
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So they're finally here, performing for you.


If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap!

HUH!
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Old 07-13-2009, 12:47 AM
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D-K...Donkey Kong.
He's the leader of the bunch,
You know him well,
He's finally back,
To kick some tail.
His coconut gun,
Can fire in spurts,
If he shoots ya...
Its gonna hurt!

He's bigger, faster,
And stronger too.
He's the first member,
Of the D.K. Crew.

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Right, so this was because Forte says he doesn't like himself. I want him to like himself a bit more.
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Old 07-13-2009, 12:51 AM
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DK, Donkey Kong!

DK! Donkey Kong is here!
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Old 07-13-2009, 12:53 AM
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This Kong's got style,
So listen up dude.
She can shrink her size,
To suit her mood.

She's quick and nimble,
When she needs to be.
She can float through the air,
And climb up trees.

If you choose her,
You'll not choose wrong.
With a skip and a hop,
She's one cool Kong.

HUH!
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FORTE IS MADE OF COOKIES, CAKE, LOVE, HAPPINESS, UNICORNS (NOT IN THE GAY WAY), CLOUDS, RAINBOWS (AGAIN, NOT IN THE GAY WAY), STARS, HEARTS, AND BOB DYLAN (IF THAT MADE SENSE.)

Right, so this was because Forte says he doesn't like himself. I want him to like himself a bit more.
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Old 07-13-2009, 01:03 AM
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He can pick up a bolder with RELATIVE ease.
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Old 07-13-2009, 01:45 AM
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I'M GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE!
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Old 07-13-2009, 01:47 AM
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nostalgia just punched me in the stomach
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Old 07-13-2009, 02:26 AM
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He has no style
he has no grace
This Kong, has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out just for you!
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune!
HUH!
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Old 07-13-2009, 02:44 AM
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DK DONKEY KONG!
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Old 07-13-2009, 03:53 AM
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DK, DONKEY KONG IS HERE
THIS KONG'S SO STRONG, IT ISN'T FUNNY
CAN LIFT UP A BOULDER, WITH REALITIVE EASE
*Don't know the rest "he's one heck of a guy*
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Old 07-13-2009, 04:00 AM
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IT'S THE LEGEND OF ZELDA AND IT'S REALLY RAD
THOSE CREATURES FROM GANON ARE PRETTY BAD
OCTOROKS LEEVERS AND TEKTITES TOO
HE'S THE LAST MEMBER OF THE DK CREW

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Old 07-13-2009, 05:24 AM
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He can lift boulders with relative ease
Make's crushin' rocks seem such a breaze

Or something along those lines...

I spent hours watching and rewatching this, memorising the lyrics. I had such a carefree childhood.
How'd that bit at the end go with the old cranky dude and his fruit?
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Old 07-13-2009, 05:58 AM
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Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells!
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells!
OH YEAH!

Hey wait we missed Diddy Kong!

He's back again,
And about time too!
And this time, he's in the mood!
He can fly real high
With his jetpack on,
With his pistols out
He's one tough Kong!
He'll make you smile
When he plays his tune,
But Kremlings beware!
'Cause he's after you!

HUH!
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Old 07-13-2009, 06:05 AM
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Old 07-13-2009, 06:10 AM
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For completionists' sake:

Finally, he's here for you!
It's the LAST member of the D. K. crew!
This Kong's...so strong, it isn't funny!
Can make a Kremling cry out for Mummy!
He can pick up a boulder with relative ease
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze
He may move slow; he can't jump high
But this Kong's one heck of a guy!

HUH!
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Old 07-13-2009, 06:15 AM
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This Kong's, one HELL of a guy!

C'mon Cranky! Take it to the fridge!

Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells.
Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells.
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Old 07-13-2009, 06:19 AM
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OH YEAH!
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Old 07-13-2009, 07:04 AM
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This thread is almost legendary, but everyone except silver arrow is failing at Chunky Kong. One HELL of a guy, gentlemen.
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Old 07-13-2009, 08:03 AM
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Gee, it sure is giant stupid monkeys around here...



MAH BOI, several of them are actually apes, not monkeys.
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Old 07-13-2009, 08:13 AM
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Everybody knows gorillas can't rap. Now Gorillaz on the other hand...

*lock*
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