Favorite Video Game Quotes

Originally Posted by Sailboat

Why is it whenever someone says "with all due respect", they really mean "kiss my ass"?

Ashley Williams, Mass Effect.

Haha, this one's funny...

HaHA! You move like a pregnant cow!

Random villains, Oblivion.

...and so is this one!

Originally Posted by Tittie Tott

I also left out "Let it go, Genis. She's obviously never looked in a mirror before."

I could've listed most of the game's dialogue, but did not have the time to do so.

Yeah, theres alot of good dialogue in that game.

Originally Posted by DrZaius1

How about the thread be about guessing who said and what game the previous quote is from?

"Perfect. The Big Cheese!"

Resident Evil 4, Luis said it.

Originally Posted by Hikaru Rito

I can't beleive this thread has gone this far without any POrtal quotes.

Well, it's a favorite quote thread, so we don't need to. It's automatically implied by all gamers, so instead we just go on with our second favorite quotes.[/QUOTE]

Originally Posted by Tonchiki

If we're still trying to guess them...
"Bogey on my six!"

Starfox *yawn*

"No! Hit the breaks! I can't STOOOOP IIIIIIIIIIIIIT--"

Sounds like Starfox again. Seriously.

"Shine get! Shine get!"

Dude, come on.

EDIT: Forgot the ****ing quotes!

We don't go to Ravenholm.

It's a secret to everybody.

^
This.

Especially the second one ^_^

My other favorites:
"You annoying little flies!"
"You are starting to annoy me!"
"My emperor! I've faaaaailed yooooou!!"
"Is that the best you can do?"
"This thing will never hold together."
"I'll take the sky any day."
"They're on me! I'm gettin' careless!"
"Shoot the eight switches to open the lock!"
"OK, now hit the switcher!"
"No, hit the brakes!"
"I CAN'T STOP IIIIIIIIT!!!"
"Caiman here. No problems."
"Do you copy? Emergency manuevers!"
"Disrespectful little whelps!"
"I can't see anything... Fire anyway!"
"Fox, get this guy off me!"

Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I was like, "Goodbye" and you were like "NOOO WAAAY" and I was all "we pretended we were going to murder you" That was great..."

Originally Posted by Sapphire dragon

The one about the moon - was that Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door?

Indeed.

Originally Posted by Andy

Starfox *yawn*


Sounds like Starfox again. Seriously.

Well, it took people long enough. But the first one was from the first StarFox, and the second was 64. StarFox quotes are so much fun.

Dude, come on.

If you think it's Super Mario Sunshine, it's not.

It's a secret to everybody.

Gee, no one will ever get this one.

Anyway, I got a couple more.

"Toast is important."

"You better be right about this, screwboy, or I will personally weld your exhaust pipe to your ball-bearings!"

"Critical thinking is the key to success."

"Right now, I'm busier'n a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest!"

"In my world, the color red doesn't exist. These must be... my tears."

Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.'

What is the difference between a man and a parasite? A man builds. A parasite asks 'Where is my share?' A man creates. A parasite says, 'What will the neighbors think?' A man invents. A parasite says, 'Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of God...'

The assassin has overcome my final line of defense, and now he plans to murder me. In the end what separates a man from a slave? Money? Power? No, a man chooses, and a slave obeys!




ahhh bioshock you are a cruel mistress

Originally Posted by Emperor Ing

"Fox, get this guy off me!"

Argh! That infamous line that Slippy would always say that would get annoying.

Originally Posted by Sailboat

HaHA! You move like a pregnant cow!

Random villains, Oblivion.

Haha, I heard this for the first time yesterday. I wholeheartedly agree.

Originally Posted by Tonchiki

"Critical thinking is the key to success."

Professor Layton.

Originally Posted by Tonchiki

"In my world, the color red doesn't exist. These must be... my tears."

Bearing in mind that his name was my username for six months, I'll have to say Godot.



"A WINNER IS YOU" from Pro Wresting is just awesome.
"It takes two to tango!" said by Waka from Okami. Not sure why I like it, but it must just be the way it's used.

Osmund Saddler: Perhaps you are disillusioned with overconfidence, just because you killed my small-time subordinate?
Leon S. Kennedy: Saddler, you're small time.
Osmund Saddler: Writhe in my cage of torment, my friend.

Ramon Salazar: I've sent my right hand to dispose of you.
Leon S. Kennedy: Your right hand comes off?

Sheva Alomar: We're partners, to the end.

Barry Burton: Jill, here's a lockpick. It might come in handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you.

Barry Burton: That was too close. You were almost a Jill sandwich!

Couple of Resident Evil classics.

Conker's Bad Fur Day:

Sunflower: Conker, honey, fancy going for a little bounce?
Conker: A bounce? Okay... now this is what I call a platform game!

Gregg: Conker! Conker! Conker! Yes you, boy! You're dead! You are dead! Dead as a do... dead as a... I can't be arsed with this bloody, ridiculous contraption! Whose idea was this anyway? (pause) Right... hello... um... my name's Gregg... the Grim Reaper, and don't laugh!
Conker: Aren't you a little short to be a Grim Reaper?
Gregg: Well, how many Grim Reapers have you met before, mate? Well, what am I supposed to look like?
Conker: Yeah... that's a good point, and well made.
Gregg: Now... let's see... ah yes, Conker. Surname?
Conker: The Squirrel.
Gregg: The Squirrel... the... oh bloody hell, you would have to be a sodding squirrel, wouldn't you?
Conker: Why? Is there a problem with that?
Gregg: Well yes there is, actually! It's like those bloody cats! Such a pain in the arse! You're one of these special cases!
Conker: Oh really!
Gregg: Yes! Apparently, according to the powers that be... I'm just doing my job. I do what I'm told, and don't even get paid very much. Apprently, squirrels can have as many lives as they think they can get away with!
Conker: Oh, I see! So I'm not dead!
Gregg: You're dead, but not quite.
Conker: Huh! Right! I'll be off then!
Gregg: Tsuh! Just you wait, smartarse! You don't get out of that easily. Now, the thing is, you may not be dead, but that doesn't mean you can't die. You just have a few more, shall we say, chances. Yeah. Like cats! I hate those things! Right! Distributed around your little world are these tail things! Squirrels' tails. If you can get them, I'll give you an extra chance, understand?
Conker: Um... well... sounds a bit strange, but okay.
Gregg: Strange? It's the best bloody deal you're going to get, you little prick! Right! That's it! Piss off! I've got some cats to see! Bloody things... I hate those bloody cats... the way they meow and they piss everywhere... and their **** smells just bloody awful... (mumbles)

Video of it here, much funnier than just reading it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxeY7...eature=related

And if you're a Dracula fan, you should see this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdvhT...eature=related

World of Warcraft:
You no take candle!

Many things said by Issun in Okami, particularly to Rao:

"B-busty babe!"
"A deep valley between two lofty peaks"
"It only LOOKS like I'm staring at your melons"
"May her and her two bouncy friends rest in peace"

And finally, from a fisherman in Okami:

"Ah, I can just feel the life pulsing through my rod"

"Nobody steals our chicks...and lives!"

"I'll rip your head off and **** down your neck!"

"Nuke 'em 'till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark!"

"Damn, that's the second time those alien bastards shot up my ride!"

"Somebody's gonna freakin pay for screwin up my vacation."

"Born To Be Wiiillllddd!"

"You're an inspiration for birth control."

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum."


If you don't know where these quotes came from, you suck.

"We need your help, Starfox! Andross has declared WAR. He's invaded the Lylat System, and is trying to take over Corneria. Our army alone can't do the job - HURRY, STARFOX!"

From memory. You don't know who the team is yet, you just know that these guys have to be good, because even an entire planet's army need them to help out. A foreshadowing of the awesomity to come.

"I could see the planet as it appreared from space... That's when it finally hit me... Space exploration is nothing but another game in the power struggle between the US and the USSR. Politics, economics, the arms race... They're all just arenas for meaningless competition. I'm sure you can see that. But the world itself has no boundries - no East, no West, no Cold War..."

"A world without communism or capitalism... that is the world I wanted to see... But reality continued to betray me."

"It's not about changing the world. It's about doing our best to leave the world the way it is."

"Haven't you begun to understand? The kingdom being ruined and us left in this state... Isn't it petty, little battles like this that have caused it?"

"Tell me, Dr. Freeman, if you can. You have destroyed so much. What is it, exactly, that you have created? Can you name even one thing? ...I thought not."

"To build a city at the bottom of the sea: insanity. But where else could we be free from the clutching hand of the parasites? Where else could we build an economy that they would not try to control, a society they would not try to destroy? It was not impossible to build Rapture at the bottom of the sea. It was impossible to build it anywhere else."

Salazar: So, maybe you have nine lives. But it doesn't matter now, Mr. Kennedy! I've sent my right hand to dispose of you.
Leon: Your right hand comes off?

Leon: This is no ritual. It's terrorism!
Salazar: Isn't that a popular word these days?

Lord Saddler: Ah! I have an idea. While you're here, why don't I introduce you to "It"? "It" will keep you busy.
Leon : Forgot the name, eh? A senior moment, perhaps

Leon [to Ashley]: I knew you'd be fine if you landed on your butt.


All from Resident Evil 4.

"Stand on the bloody point 'ya half wit!"

Originally Posted by SixaxiS

[I]"Nobody steals our chicks...and lives!"



"Nuke 'em 'till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark!"

Wow, that's an awesome quote!!!

"there is no knowledge that is not power"
that quote was at the start of Mortal Kombat, after reading that quote knowing all the fatalititys was okay for me.

Originally Posted by the7im

Wow, that's an awesome quote!!!

"there is no knowledge that is not power"
that quote was at the start of Mortal Kombat, after reading that quote knowing all the fatalititys was okay for me.

Kudos Kudos.. Very nice quote. The quote that saved my life and soul.

Can't Let You Do That, Star Fox!