I have been a Nintendo fan since I first picked up the rectangular controller and played
LoZ while my brother went to the bathroom. I was four years old, and I've been a Nintendo loyalist ever since.
Until lately. Yes, I owned a PSX, and yes, I played PC games, but I always loved my N64 like a family member. But since the boys at Nintendo have clearly lost their minds, my new affection is for my 360, and it dwarfs the love I had for any other system ever before.
I understand that Microsoft is an evil corporation, clearly one of the 'bad guys' in the world today (a member of the Axis of Evil Corporations, or AEC, along with Walmart and Disney). Originally, Nintendo was one of the 'good guys.' But now, Nintendo is that retired adventurer who lives in the mountains playing an out-of-tune banjo and drawing creepy pictures of a crudely-painted lizard. They're freaking insane, and I don't approve.
Of course, they won't change a damn thing because they're making millions on their newfound madness. So, as far as I'm concerned, Microsoft, evil as it is, is my new knight in shining armor. So when the AEC goes to war with the world, I'll be flying the Windows flag. And when it breaks down into a civil war between Disney, Microsoft, and Walmart, I'll be weilding the rifle of Bill Gates. And when the world collabses in the nuclear fallout that washes over the world after the three corporations destroy each other, my filthy tomb will be located in the William Gates Cemetary, where the soldiers who died in his service rest eternally.
No, I'm not a fanboy, but I know the best when I see it, and in my opinion, the 360 is currently the best. I'm pissed at Nintendo because they've given me nothing to do, and I would regret spending $250 on their console if it weren't for
SSB Brawl. The PS3 is probably a good buy, but I'd rather spend $400 on several 360 games than for a system that doesn't really have much I'm interested in. The Wii and the PS3 both have some very nice features. but the 360 is my main fix.
/end rant