Old 05-06-2008, 02:49 AM   #1
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What a crap name.
Does anyone else hate the name they chose for the next gen Nintendo system?

Not only is it stupid (Wii, as in two people playing together... except for the fact that you usually have more than 2 players) but it actually killed someone. Yes, because they chose the name Wii, a mother died.

Woman in water-drinking contest dies - Life - MSNBC.com

Good going, Nintendo! If you chose a name that wasn't so stupid, those kids would actually have a mother.

Also, a girl thinks I'm a freak because of the name.

Me: I got a Wii!!!
Her: ...Okay...

(I gotta wee)

Anyway, yeah, it's stupid. Who agrees?
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The story's a bit old. You can't blame Nintendo for what happened to that woman. I lay blame on the radio station for negligence and what can only be described as exploitation for an oversold product that a Mother really, really wanted to get her children.

Anyway, this is besides the point.

The name "Wii" stuck in many a throat when it was announced. Everyone had their heart set on the Nintendo Revolution and to be honest, I would have preferred it to stay as such. But not forgetting that the Gamecube was once Project Dolphin, I suppose Revolution was just to cover the future projections of Nintendo's new console, with Wiimotes, Mii's, Wiikends, Wiik tea, Wiils and Piinis.

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Some people have a hard time explaining the Wii. I don't think anyone can really explain it. Except Shigeru Miyamoto, but that's okay. Wii is a lifestyle and a way of thinking. And it's not about the graphics and popularity. Although, some graphics would be nice. But it's a voice that says Here I am and **** you if you don't want to play me.

And one of these games is gonna save the world. And that means Wii can save the world, all of us together. And the chicks are great.

But what it all comes down to is that indefinable thing: the buzz. And the chicks, wrist cramps, and the whatever; all of that is an offshoot of the buzz. And the buzz leads to good things.
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What a crap name.
Does anyone else hate the name they chose for the next gen Nintendo system?

Not only is it stupid (Wii, as in two people playing together... except for the fact that you usually have more than 2 players) but it actually killed someone. Yes, because they chose the name Wii, a mother died.

Woman in water-drinking contest dies - Life - MSNBC.com

Good going, Nintendo! If you chose a name that wasn't so stupid, those kids would actually have a mother.

Also, a girl thinks I'm a freak because of the name.

Me: I got a Wii!!!
Her: ...Okay...

(I gotta wee)

Anyway, yeah, it's stupid. Who agrees?
Hey dude:
STOP with the complaints already! Sheesh, like are you gonna do this every night? I mean, it's fun for a few hours, but then the thread is deleted shortly after.

It's like a theme park ride. It's fun while it lasts, but ends quickly.



Just save us the trouble and stop wasting both our time and your's




Wii is a creative name.
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STOP with the complaints already! Sheesh, like are you gonna do this every night? I mean, it's fun for a few hours, but then the thread is deleted shortly after.

It's like a theme park ride. It's fun while it lasts, but ends quickly.



Just save us the trouble and stop wasting both our time and your's




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I know who you really are... but what do you have against me? It's not like I'm really angry when I complain, I'm laughing at it, mostly. I use forums to express my anger, because if I do it in real life, people will think I'm mean.
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I know who you really are... but what do you have against me? It's not like I'm really angry when I complain, I'm laughing at it, mostly. I use forums to express my anger, because if I do it in real life, people will think I'm mean.
Well...it's just, lots of your topics are so negative. It would be nice to see some positive ones, ya know?
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Okay... I will...
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it actually killed someone. Yes, because they chose the name Wii, a mother died.

Woman in water-drinking contest dies - Life - MSNBC.com

Good going, Nintendo! If you chose a name that wasn't so stupid, those kids would actually have a mother.
I don't see how you can reasonably blame Nintendo for that contest. Unless of course you have some sort of evidence that it was their idea.

And the name has caused a lot of raised eyebrows when it was announced, but it's really quite clever- it signifies how the Wii is meant to be for everybody and stuff.

Apparently.
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I don't see how you can reasonably blame Nintendo for that contest. Unless of course you have some sort of evidence that it was their idea.

And the name has caused a lot of raised eyebrows when it was announced, but it's really quite clever- it signifies how the Wii is meant to be for everybody and stuff.

Apparently.
If Nintendo just didn't choose a stupid name, the contest would have never been made.

I know you could say that for anything, like the butterfly effect, etc (I dunno, never seen that movie, but I've seen that Scrubs episode with the butterfly), but this has an actual real solid connection.

Also, I hate this quote from the creator...

"We just felt that the name "Wii" represented a sense of oneness among the gamers who would play with our console. The fact that it's pronounced the same as "We", W-E, is no accident. Most consoles, players are sort of isolated while they're playing. This console will change that. We wanted to give gamers something different, so the name had to be unique; distinct from those of other consoles on the market today. And really, what gamer doesn't want to sit at home and play with his Wii all day long?" HA HA HA! Real funny, man! Hide the fact that you chose a stupid name when translated into English with a crappy joke that doesn't even make sense. Nobody would play with a console all day; you'd get sick and/or sick of it.
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I think Wii is pretty nice, but here in Sweden you cant really say Wii in a sentence really fast, you most stop at wii to rponnance it right.

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If Nintendo just didn't choose a stupid name, the contest would have never been made.
Aye, because Nintendo purposefully made the relation between "Wii" and "urine".

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I know you could say that for anything, like the butterfly effect, etc (I dunno, never seen that movie, but I've seen that Scrubs episode with the butterfly), but this has an actual real solid connection.
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HA HA HA! Real funny, man! Hide the fact that you chose a stupid name when translated into English with a crappy joke that doesn't even make sense. Nobody would play with a console all day; you'd get sick and/or sick of it.
Source on quote? Anyway, that was hardly the point. It was a small comment for gentle humour. I doubt the Nintedo executives were sitting high up in Nintendo HQ giggling about people playing with their Wii's. If they were though, I want a job with them.

The silliness that comes from the Wii's name is just a nasty aftertaste.

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What a crap name.
Does anyone else hate the name they chose for the next gen Nintendo system?

Not only is it stupid (Wii, as in two people playing together... except for the fact that you usually have more than 2 players) but it actually killed someone. Yes, because they chose the name Wii, a mother died.

Woman in water-drinking contest dies - Life - MSNBC.com

Good going, Nintendo! If you chose a name that wasn't so stupid, those kids would actually have a mother.

Also, a girl thinks I'm a freak because of the name.

Me: I got a Wii!!!
Her: ...Okay...

(I gotta wee)

Anyway, yeah, it's stupid. Who agrees?
Lemme guess, you have either PS3 or an Xbox 360, no? If you don't, then maybe you should start a thread about the malfunctioning 360's or maybe whine about PS3's high pricetag.

Looks like we got another Erotica/The Judge.
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It's not Nintendo's fault, its hers and the radio station's fault.

Also, the name is okay, but it's meant to appeal to everyone. I still think the best name of a game consoles ever was Nintendo 64. I don't know, I just like it. Whenever I think of N64 I think of OoT/MM and the legendary console they were made for.
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Looks like we got another Erotica/The Judge.
Umm... no I have a Wii, and I love it heaps.

Why would I have a PS3 or Xbox if I'm on a Zelda forum?
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Umm... no I have a Wii, and I love it heaps.

Why would I have a PS3 or Xbox if I'm on a Zelda forum?
Then maybe you should go find some real problems about it, no?

And I know a lot of people here who have got a PS3 or an Xbox 360.
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Then maybe you should go find some real problems about it, no?

And I know a lot of people here who have got a PS3 or an Xbox 360.
Like how us devoted Zelda fans won't see any huge graphical update in a Zelda game for another five years. Not that this is much of a problem, hell, it might be better for the series.

I should shut up now.
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Then maybe you should go find some real problems about it, no?
Ummm no. I'm not allowed to talk about why I hate the name of the console? Everybody else has, on other forums?
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Like how us devoted Zelda fans won't see any huge graphical update in a Zelda game for another five years. Not that this is much of a problem, hell, it might be better for the series.

I should shut up now.
What? So is it a problem or not? I don't consider it as such.

And, even more so, I was merely pointing out that the problem meant to be discussed in this thread is both ridiculous and old.

TottEDIT: Sloths Rule, it's stupid. I could start a similar thread about the Xbox. Why is there an "X" in the name, when it's not shaped like an X? Wii doesn't mean "we" in the normal sense of the word. It's simply means that it's a console suitable for everyone.

This thread is, like I said, ridiculous. They're not gonna change the name, so why ***** about it? If it sounds stupid to you then just stop using it.
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Ummm no. I'm not allowed to talk about why I hate the name of the console? Everybody else has, on other forums?
Yes, two years ago when it was first announced. Everyone whose opinion matters has since moved on to more pressing issues.

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I used to think the name "Wii" sounded dumb, but over time I liked it. It makes a good pun word. "Wii would like to play!" lol.
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Meh, when it was first announced I thought it was a stupid, silly name. Now that it's been out for a while, Wii has kinda stuck and I don't hate it anymore. To be completely honest there's a lot more wrong with the Wii right now than just it's name. : /
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The fact remains that it's old news, the rant is way out of place nowadays. Alot of people hated the name but grew to love it so I suggest you follow suit.
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People want the real reason it's called Wii? Here it is..

So Nintendo was trying to think up a new name for the Revolution. One of the development guys asked offhandedly why they even needed to change the name. Another guy responded "I'll tell you why: iWhy." The team leader thought this was a great idea, and sent it off to the higher ups for approval. The higher ups loved the new name, but decided to change it to iWi, "Because symmetricity is key". They sent out a mass e-mail, stating that this was going to be the name of Nintendo's new console. Unfortunately, they made a typo in the e-mail, and everybody was told the console was going to be called Wii. At a party the following night at Iwata's place, Shigeru Miyamoto got really drunk and started shouting "Wheeeeeeeee!". Taking this as a sign of approval, Satoru Iwata had the name "Wii" commissioned at once.
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